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Re: How employable are you as an English teacher?
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Originally Posted by MisterStretch
23) Look at your teaching CV. How many times did you leave before the end of your contract?
A) You have completed every contract, no matter how painful.
B) Once or twice. You didn't fancy going to prison for murdering a school administrator.
C) Finish?!?! I only make enough to last me for a few piss ups and then it's off to another school.
BTW, my score was A) 7 B) 14 and C) 1.
Guess that means I understand the reality of being a TEFL teacher, eh?
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1 How white are you?
A) Completely
B) Sort of
C) Not at all
Score A) 500 B) 50 C) 0
2 Are you handsome?
A) Brad pitt has got nothing on me
B) Average
C) I'm butt ugly
Score A) 500 B) 50 C) 0
These should be the first questions, and after question 2 you could write a little caption saying : "beyond this point is doesn't really matter what you answer we've pretty much made up our minds already"
 
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I ALWAYS GIVE A 100% AT WORK:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
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Last edited by kikiat; 22nd July 2008 at 14:48.
Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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