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Ramalamadingdong · 28th July 2008, 01:27

Khun Porntip, the mother of Dek Chai "Folk" in Pratom 4 E.P., comes up to you, at 3:30 on a Friday. She says "Teacher David, I am going to Pattaya this weekend, with two of my girlfriends. Would you like to come with us?" She is VERY hot and you hear rumours that she needs it from somebody! (TOTAL M.I.L.F.!!)
Do You:
A) Look around, make sure no one else notices, tell her you'll meet her at The Tesco Lotus on Bangna 110 at
6 o'clock, go to Pattaya and shag her and her two friends rotten, not paying anything, then give little Dek
Chai Folk an "A" for the year. (10 points, only because you give her kid the "A".)
B) Tell her you couldn't possibly because it is "improper and highly irregular", then run away sniveling, hiding
your astonishment and incredulity behind all of the Science books you are hugging to your chest.(10
points, you are a Thai administrators' dream!)
C) Tell her you'll think about it and ask her for her phone number. (7 points)
D) Ask her if you can bring Simon, that alcoholic, horny, Canadian, ex Red Wings Goalie, who is now a Maths
teacher along, because he's "strong like bull!" and give her a playful, light pat on the bum. (3 points)

28th July 2008, 01:27	#14 (permalink)
Ramalamadingdong Ramalamadingdong is watching Ed's daughter wash the motorcycle....Ahhh! Established User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Somewhere between optimism, reality and madness! Posts: 321 vCash: 500 Rep Power: 121	Re: How employable are you as an English teacher? Khun Porntip, the mother of Dek Chai "Folk" in Pratom 4 E.P., comes up to you, at 3:30 on a Friday. She says "Teacher David, I am going to Pattaya this weekend, with two of my girlfriends. Would you like to come with us?" She is VERY hot and you hear rumours that she needs it from somebody! (TOTAL M.I.L.F.!!) Do You: A) Look around, make sure no one else notices, tell her you'll meet her at The Tesco Lotus on Bangna 110 at 6 o'clock, go to Pattaya and shag her and her two friends rotten, not paying anything, then give little Dek Chai Folk an "A" for the year. (10 points, only because you give her kid the "A".) B) Tell her you couldn't possibly because it is "improper and highly irregular", then run away sniveling, hiding your astonishment and incredulity behind all of the Science books you are hugging to your chest.(10 points, you are a Thai administrators' dream!) C) Tell her you'll think about it and ask her for her phone number. (7 points) D) Ask her if you can bring Simon, that alcoholic, horny, Canadian, ex Red Wings Goalie, who is now a Maths teacher along, because he's "strong like bull!" and give her a playful, light pat on the bum. (3 points) __________________ "Would you like some cheese with that WHINE?" "Beer is proof that God exists and that he wants us to be happy!" - Benjamin Franklin I to speaking gooder Engahland wary mutt! "We have a date with destiny...and it looks like she's ordered the lobster!"