happychappy

On the topic of exchange rates, I flew out of suvarnabhumi, I Went to one of the Exchange booths to change 5,000 baht into Dollars, up on the board in a Red Digital Display were the current exchange rates. U.S. Dollar 34.30. Handed my 5,000 baht over, and the Bitch handed me 143 dollars. I asked her if she had made a mistake, so she started pounding her calculator ( out of view ) then put it on the counter with the figure 143 displaying. I asked her if she could show me, on the calculator, how she arrived at this figure. She told me that i would not understand, So i told her, I understand you are a thief, and reached over the counter and took my Baht back. Went to another counter, asked the girl how many dollars for 5,000 baht, her calculator came up with 150 dollars. These girls must be making a fortune in fiddles.

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