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Originally Posted by robitusson
 How did you get BBC World? I only get crappy CNN. |
My dearest Winston. It's quite simple really. Please follow these step-by-step instructions:
1) Wake-up. This step is crucial. Without waking up, you cannot hope to watch BBC World. Or at least, you cannot hope to enjoy it to it's fullest extent.
2) Leave your apartment. Again, this step is vital if you wish to view quality journalists tackling the grim realities of terrorism, pedos on the run and a fucking weak dollar.
3) Present yourself at the entrance of Oh My Cod! and yell, 'Awight tarts, is my usual table free?!'
4) Settle down with a steaming mug of coffee and gorge yourself on the slick graphics, dulcet tones and glossy loveliness of BBC World.