I just fell outta my seat, rolling with laughter on THAT one! Thanks, Maikuhn. You'd have a better chance of wearing a pair of pork chop panties in a lion's den than getting your dog to stop licking her bum. Why do dogs lick themselves? BECAUSE THEY CAN!
I was once walking down the street with my brother and we came upon this dog just going to town, licking his balls! I was like, "Gee, I wish I could do THAT!" My bro was like, "Um, you better ask his permission, first!" Hmmmm......if I could lick my balls.........I'd never leave the house.