I've always hated the word 'blog'. What's wrong with the word 'diary'? It's like I keep telling the girls at my regular Starbucks - you can come up with as many fancy Italian names as you want, but no three words will ever express the dimensions of a hot beverage quite like small, medium and large.

I filled in an official complaint form at Tesco Lotus today because it took me 37 minutes to queue up at the checkout and put my goods into a shopping trolley. To me that's completely unreasonable....