Posted 6th August 2008 at 18:55 by LDMA
FUCKING JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!!
They knocked on my door about 40 minutes ago, after my wife had previously engaged them in conversation when they'd come knocking while I was out.
I was naked having just come out of the shower, hurriedly threw some boxershorts on and I went downstairs to open the door to see who it was. As I was taking a while they rang again, and so hurrying out of my flat in case it was important, I heard an ominous bang behind me. Oh fuck! Please don't...
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