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Posted 25th September 2008 at 22:37 by Joliet

A bloke goes into a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants.
"I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says.
"You dirty git" shouts the barmaid "get out before I get my husband."
The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe.
The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
"I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse...

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The UK is a complete shambles, I must 'fix' it

Posted 25th September 2008 at 22:22 by Joliet
Updated 25th September 2008 at 22:29 by Joliet

Reduce the high street banking sector to one or two big players, sell all our power companies to the French or Germans, reduce manufacturing to high value niche items & import everything else from China. Bet the country's wealth on hunches about the wealth of other countries & foreign companies in a few weeks time.

Ensure that everyone under 18 has 6 A*s at GCSE level & that the value of a University degree is about the equivalent of three good A levels 20 years ago. Make...

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Ayutthaya Police Blotter

Posted 24th September 2008 at 00:13 by Piece Train

Back when I was living in Phnom Penh I used to read The Phnom Penh Post and in it there was a police blotter that had the local goings on in the way of crime. It occurred to me that Ayutthaya does not have this...

So anyways...I was coming out of a parking lot yesterday and I saw a Thai guy on the front hood of a pickup truck. My first reaction was that this was some kind of "show" that people like to put on in Ayutthaya (we have lots of fireworks here, etc.). Then I realized...

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The early 21 century though the eyes of a multi media artist disaffected by culture

Posted 22nd September 2008 at 10:46 by re_fuse
Updated 23rd September 2008 at 15:57 by re_fuse

This is me your reading about eyes closed trying to recall my life as it slowly ebbing away, the answer elusive as ever. An uncertainty surfaces on my face as I seem to be disturbed by something lost, a deeper frown surfaces as a silent murmur with no clear form or content echoed in the infinite hinterland of my consciousness. My face twists into the moon light and becomes a soft mask, unblemished and colourless. The shadows in the room run deep like my mind but my thoughts are troubled. I turn...

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Speaking tests and conveniently timed gifts...

Posted 17th September 2008 at 23:58 by Lizara

My kids have had speaking and listening tests the past two weeks. That means they watch a movie to keep them occupied while I call them up one at a time to do the test. Since my room is carpeted, they like to stretch out on the carpet during the movies, and I don't really care... except it does worry me a bit when they lie there cuddling. One kid sat down between his two friends and gave them both a kiss on the cheek.

What makes this even weirder is that if there happens to be a kiss

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