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A bloke goes into a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants.
"I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says.
"You dirty git" shouts the barmaid "get out before I get my husband."
The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe.
The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
"I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse ...

Reduce the high street banking sector to one or two big players, sell all our power companies to the French or Germans, reduce manufacturing to high value niche items & import everything else from China. Bet the country's wealth on hunches about the wealth of other countries & foreign companies in a few weeks time.

Ensure that everyone under 18 has 6 A*s at GCSE level & that the value of a University degree is about the equivalent of three good A levels 20 years ago. Make ...