FUCKING JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!!

They knocked on my door about 40 minutes ago, after my wife had previously engaged them in conversation when they'd come knocking while I was out.

I was naked having just come out of the shower, hurriedly threw some boxershorts on and I went downstairs to open the door to see who it was. As I was taking a while they rang again, and so hurrying out of my flat in case it was important, I heard an ominous bang behind me. Oh fuck! Please don't...

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For the last 6 months or so, my daughter has had a very annoying fussy habit.

She has been utterly obsessed with having her top half tucked into her bottom half, whether it be t-shirt into jeans or knickersif round the house.

If this is not the case we've been informed of the dreadful state of affairs with the following rallying call...."Aaaah Diggadigga Koowah!"...it's anyone's guess where this came from, but without fail preceded any intelligible language,...

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It crept up on me but I've succumbed after I never thought I would. I'm officially addicted to an online strategy game, and no not just the online strategy game of running this forum.

Dope Wars Online is one of those things that looks innocent enough, but after 3 months of playing this Facebook app I've come to realise that it's become a huge part of my life.

For the uninitiated, it's essentially a MMORPG version of the classic old freebie windows game in which you have...

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I was inspired to add this feature by none other than our own Matthew Noble who bemoaned the fact that he'd love to start a blog but his addiction to Ajarn Forum tended to preclude it.

Well, here's your answer Matty...post on Ajarn Forum Blogs.

Every member now gets a free blog, a space on our system to post your individual thoughts which can eventually comprise a journal, and best of all our ready made community can mean that your blog has an instant audience to comment...

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