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    Gep Than, Krup....What the F@%K!?

    I'm still reeling from this one...

    The Mrs' family came down from Buriram to meet us, and hang out in Bangkok for a few days. Thinking about dinner arrangements last night, everyone was insistent on eating here at the hotel, but I pushed for seafood. We found a place near Phya Thai station that had a pretty nice selection. Everything was priced in grams on the menu, so I wasn't paying much attention to price. We ordered three fish dishes, two orders of prawns, three beers, and several sides, (noodles, rice, etc..) There were ten of us, but only 5 adults, and two of the kids were under 2, so I figured the bill would be pricey, (maybe 3-4 grand)
    The bill came to 12,000 baht!! 2,000 of that was for service!
    I was fucking floored!
    4 more years!

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    Fucking hell.
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    Let's hope you haven't set a precedent with the family.

    Next time it's MK or the local BBQ Gowlee.
    We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.

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    whenever pricing is done in weight youre gonna pay

    bet those plates of rice ran 80 thb a piece. hopefully they used the good rice.

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    I've been known to carry 5k Bt with me but never 12,000. How did you come up with the money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by centermid7 View Post
    I've been known to carry 5k Bt with me but never 12,000. How did you come up with the money?
    Well there being 5 adults he obviously only paid 1/5th.

    Unless he was tight and didn't pay the share for the kids who weren't his.

    2,500thb isn't that bad for a good feed.
    Guy Manpoof sux nuts for $$.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Perfect Present View Post
    Well there being 5 adults he obviously only paid 1/5th.
    You've obviously never been to Buriram.
    Take me down to the paranormal city where the girls are green and they have three titties...
    Oh, won't you please take me home?





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    You should have come to Buriram instead.
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    Yeah, no one does seafood like the Isaanese.

    And with good reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake View Post
    You've obviously never been to Buriram.
    Oh I've Phanom Rung'ed a few Bullilamese mate, don't worry about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Perfect Present View Post
    Well there being 5 adults he obviously only paid 1/5th
    No, it was all on me. I'd just stopped at an atm, and withdrew 20,000 baht. As the bill was being "explained", things started to get heated. Even my wife, who is probably the most greng jai woman on the planet was fuming. The added service was actually printed on the menu, albeit in tiny print (in Thai) at the bottom of one page. I still refused to pay the grat, threw 10,000 baht down, told the manager to go fuck himself, and left. As we were walking out, my 7-year-old daughter said, "Daddy, did you just say a bad word?" "Sorry, honey. Sometimes there's no way around it."
    Live and learn. In the 16+ years I've been living in/coming to Thailand, I've never even been in a situation even remotely like that.
    I guess it's noodles and rice for a few weeks.

    ---Update---

    Quote Originally Posted by samsara View Post
    hopefully they used the good rice
    Unless it was gold-fucking-inlay rice, I wasn't worth what I paid.

    ---Update---

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Ho View Post
    You should have come to Buriram instead
    Thanks, Don. Where were you last night when I was getting screwed?

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    ...what was the name of the restaurant?...or was it a roadside cart?...
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    Ten grand still seems steep; even for sea food. Hell, that's 2 grand per adult. Wow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ..what was the name of the restaurant?...or was it a roadside cart?...

    TC, I actually forgot. When I was walking out, I was so pissed, I forgot to look back for the name. It was right at Phya Thai sky-train station, about 20 meters off the road, next to the new line. If you see any zombie-like Farang, walking aimlessly along the street, staring into their empty wallets, you're in the right vicinity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...what was the name of the restaurant?
    Yeah, that would be a good thing to know.

    ---Update---

    A friend took me to a "very famous" sea food restaurant in Samut Prakhon. The two of us had 2 different kinds of fish, prawns, fried rice, a side dish I can't remember, 2 or 3 bottles of beer and almost the same order to go; total price was ฿2500. That was the most expensive lunch I ever had.

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