Surely you jest. Mines an Eye-talian style sandwich. Itals don't mess with no condiments...capiche?
"Take this, brother; may it serve you well."
Earl of Sandwich? Sounds like a load of rubbish. Next you'll be on about the Duke of Cereal, who demanded something crunchy he could eat in the morning with his milk before it went sour.
I guess...but it's gonna be harder to spread, might damage the bread. Suit yourself.
What do you think it is, AK? To be honest, Guy's obsession with the Brits is one of the most fascinating things about this forum to me.