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  1. 30th October 2012 00:02 #16
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    Surely you jest. Mines an Eye-talian style sandwich. Itals don't mess with no condiments...capiche?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beavis View Post
    Surely you jest
    Well, er...yeah. But I can claim country of origin so, therefore, just like the Italians, and their bollocking on about pizza every fucking day, I can assure you that the British people daily commemorate that famous card game, where the Earl of Sandwich demanded something easy and convenient to eat at the card table, by rushing out every weekday lunchtime for a nice, freshly made, Butler's Jizz Stain.
    "Take this, brother; may it serve you well."
  3. 30th October 2012 00:27 #18
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    Earl of Sandwich? Sounds like a load of rubbish. Next you'll be on about the Duke of Cereal, who demanded something crunchy he could eat in the morning with his milk before it went sour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beavis View Post
    Salami on toasted sliced Italian bread rubbed with garlic. With roasted cherry tomatoes crushed and drizzled with olive oil and sea salt and fresh ground pepper (roasted red peppers will do if that sounds like too much work). Add some fresh basil and thinly sliced onions. Provolone cheese goes well with salami...but goat cheese is fun too...or blue cheese if you're feeling real adventurous.

    ---Update---

    Also PB&J. That's on Wonder Bread or an equivalent. Creamy Skippy and grape jelly.
    Can I get the number 2 with chunky, instead of creamy, please?

    ---Update---

    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Key View Post
    the Earl of Sandwich demanded something easy and convenient to eat at the card table,
    Small world...
    I heard that story from a colleague, just the other day.
    4 more years!
  5. 30th October 2012 00:48 #20
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    I guess...but it's gonna be harder to spread, might damage the bread. Suit yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beavis View Post
    Next you'll be on about the Duke of Cereal
    The Cereals? The Warwickshire Cereals? Wonderful people.

    Of course, they are a bit nouveau riche by British standards. It was patenting Shredded Wheat that made their fortune, or so the story goes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beavis View Post
    Earl of Sandwich? Sounds like a load of rubbish.
    Hey, don't try to take away our British friends' only world cuisine claim to fame. You know, steak and kidney pie is the British code word for 'Montezuma's revenge.' As far as British 'toasties' is concerned, what a country full of wimps where they cut off the crusts of bread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Mandude View Post
    they cut off the crusts of bread.
    ...be kinder, Guy: British teeth and bread crust are not a match made in heaven...
    ...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Mandude View Post
    don't try to take away our British friends' only world cuisine claim to fame.
    And here he goes again.
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    careful now....
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...be kinder, Guy: British teeth and bread crust are not a match made in heaven...
    Oh yeah, with all those rotten teeth, they may leave a few in the crust if they chomp down too hard. Thanks for the reminder tc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Mandude View Post
    where they cut off the crusts of bread.
    Er...not routinely. But whatever floats your boat. Any excuse, Guy. Even fucking sandwiches and you're in there, aren't you?
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    What do you think it is, AK? To be honest, Guy's obsession with the Brits is one of the most fascinating things about this forum to me.
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