This thread should be on the fire place it's so hot.
My students used to crack me as we had so many mixed personalities last year in class. a really good bunch of students overall and a great experience i had teaching them. i'll miss them all and wish them the best in their future.
What is the point in loving your children when you aren't excepted into their society (although i was). I've come across students that can work out their teachers before they have taught their first lesson of their new teaching careers. students are much brighter than we think. i'm a lucky teacher and often have students tell me that they love me and show so much attention in class. I guess thats my point for moving on to pastures green been easily excepted into asian schools both by the parents and students isn't an easy task but i feel i've achieved that. the truth is i have known some of my students for almost four years although i have now completed my teaching as a shcool teacher in thailand i do see myself as returning for some reason.
I have seen teachers come and go and students too but i remember all of my students and some i'll never forget. How rewarding it is to teach in thailand and the surrounding countries when excepted as ateacher and not a down and out (uh um)
happy new year all.
Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
Some gems from my writing class. Topic: 'My Perfect Partner'
Never learned about shoelaces:
"I think the person who is clever will be able to untie many problems."
Got it all sorted (written in pencil):
"I will get married with Mr Right three years I after I have graduated with a Master's Degree."
Looking to jump the adoption queue:
"If we have children, we will pay much money for them."
Rational and studious:
"My perfect partner has three reasons."
Slightly over-rated:
"She help me when I have promblems, especially about subject English."
Staying put:
"He can't take me to a poor woman."
Kinky:
"He must really sincere and love me all the time and love me love my dog."
Just plain lovely:
"When I'm beside him he can make me enjoy, laugh and be happy. I think that the very happy time that people want to have is the time to stay with lovely partner."
At the last place I taught, I had a group of students for business English.
They had a series of letters to write including negotiating prices. The scenario was that they had been to a car dealer, test driven a new model, the dealer had quote prices for the new car and trade in on the old.
One of my students, a drop dead gorgeous girl, began her letter
Dear Sir
Thank you for servicing me.....
Took a bit of explaining.
I got a xmas card that said 'I really appreciate your gentle'
Gentle what??
Just your gentle, that's all.
Once I had Prathom 3 kids writing sentences about where their parents worked. One little girl wrote "My mother wanks at home".
Good, so your mum and I have something in common then.....
Last edited by blackjack; 3rd January 2007 at 14:34.
Or would you like to swing on a star?
Written this morning by a couple of M6 lads.
It's not true by the way. Also, I never taught them that expression.
Honest.
I'm everywhere you've never been and better than I've ever been
Very funny! Beautiful thread!
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance -- that principle is contempt prior to investigation."
HERBERT SPENCER
"Teacher I am a headache". You bet you are now go sit down and get back to work.
Too long in Exile, too long not singing my song.
Too long like a rolling stone, Too long in exile
Too long in Exile, baby you just arent my friend.
Too long in Exile my friend, Baby you can never go home again.
Nickyboy - that picture made milk come out of my nose!
And I wasnt even drinking milk
i ain't buying it...
"...ever wonder why they kill the weak ones, baby?"
So do I!I love this thread.
a few years ago this, but i won't forget it. eliciting thai customs/acceptable/unacceptable...... sentences on the board.
" it is unacceptable to touch lady in pubic place " straight up.
Jing jing homes. 100%.
I don't 'do' lies.
straight up means jing jing. otherwise what's the point?
really mate. i ain't buying it...
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