FUCK this thread has gorn to shit now the sub anal cunts have come on here![]()
Sorry mate....heaps bad of me....fair dinkumHave a good arvo!!!
Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
Too early to report I'm afraid. Being a question posed in Thailand, it will take at least another 5 years and a few million baht under the table before we actually acknowledge that Australians are indeed a very stupid race.
I heard it was funded by the tourist bureau to regenerate the sort of interest in the country that followed the original Crocodile Dundee film.
A great little arthouse film from Australia was 'Love Serenade', if you ever get the chance...
Here's a taste:
''Ever hear the expression 'Stop the world, I want to get off?' '' Ken asks with the perfect, silky-smooth complacency that has made him a star radio personality. (The voice is the verbal equivalent of a bored shrug, and it fits Ken's taste for the primordial ooze of Barry White records.) ''Well, my name is Ken Sherry. And I got off in Sunray.''![]()
There are few problems in life that cannot be solved with toast.
One of them, however, is opening a can of corned beef with that stupid key. This cannot easily be done at the best of times, and toast is of surprisingly little use in resolving the issue.
Michael Clarke finally breaks it off with Lara Bingle
High-profile pair call it quits
Last saw each other Tuesday
Broke it off over the phone, Clarke "heartbroken"
IN the end, they broke it off over the phone.
for more www.whogivesafuck/aussiejunkculture/wottadickhead.com
devestating news for all aussies!!
( I personally think he should be shot for walking out on a cricket match)
Been in every new report for a week
Who cares ?
that was the subtle underlying point of the post......
While these two are leading the news headlines the government is trying to pass health reform and Tony Abbot is proving what a useless prick he really is.
We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.
I don't care 'cos I've never heard of them ... what? .. cricket? .... YAWN .. only slightly more exciting than golf and lawn bowls .. ZZZZZZZZZZ
She is probably bonking another married football star.![]()
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If you can't say something nice about someone, shut the f*k up
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Summer TV being inundated by cricket is what caused me to move to Thailand. Like I said earlier .. only golf and lawn bowls are more boring. Is there any other sport more boring than cricket, golf and lawn bowls? Fuck! .. even a heated game of ping pong is more adrenaline producing! ..![]()
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