I give up! ... What is it?
EDIT: Unless it's something positive like ... surprise and wonder ... which leads to the development of inquiring minds.
Last edited by keekwai; 5th September 2012 at 07:56.
I posted here once about another Australian war hero...and we got replies from outside the forum...turned into quite an informative discussion...
^ Weary Dunlop?
Oh yeah. Remember now.
An excellent parody ... even if I do say so myself!
Stop being reasonable
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.
Nike Condoms :::: Just do it
* Toyota Condoms :::: Oh what a feeling
* Ford Condoms :::: The ride of your life
* Optus Condoms :::: Yes!
* Duracell Condoms :::: Keep going& going&going
* Pringles Condoms :::: Once you pop you can't stop
* Hyundai Condoms :::: All day, every day
* Tip Top Condoms :::: Good onya mum
(available in Tasmania only)
* Panasonic Condoms :::: Even more than you expected
* VB Condoms :::: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
* Swan Lager Condoms :::: They said you'd never make it
* Vegemite Condoms :::: Puts a rose in every cheek
* Levi Condoms :::: Do you fit the legend?
* Nescafe Condoms :::: It brings you together.
The following brands wouldn't sellso well.....
* Goodyear Condoms :::: If it only saves you once a year.
* RTA Condoms :::: Speed kills
* Nobby's Condoms :::: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
* Bolle Condoms :::: Put them on your face
* Aussie Homeloans Condoms :::: We'll save you
* "Gillard" Condom::::
Sorry it's too late you've already been screwed!!!!!.
Aussies are very quiet and reserved until you get to know them, then they'll be in your pockets quick as a flash and buying you a beer with your money.
I love 'em. Shane Warne is a god by the way.