Why are Australians so stupid?

[keekwai]

Imagine the effect this has on people over time.

I'm imagining , imagining, imagining ... Nah. I can't think of any negative effects a rarely seen animal outside of zoos would have on people.

I give up! ... What is it?




EDIT: Unless it's something positive like ... surprise and wonder ... which leads to the development of inquiring minds.

[Chang]

something positive like

an alternative perspective is the term I would use.

the world needs diversity. We shouldn't criticise it since the opposite would be unimaginably boring.

[keekwai]

the world needs diversity

Too right! I wish the Yanks would stop polluting the World with their plastic disposable cue card reading culture.

[kiwiling]

I posted here once about another Australian war hero...and we got replies from outside the forum...turned into quite an informative discussion...

[keekwai]

^ Weary Dunlop?

[kiwiling]

Weary Dunlop?

No...this...Ajarn Social Forums
The Virtual Pub
General Tom Blamey

[keekwai]

Oh yeah. Remember now.

[re_fuse]

emotionally immature

So are you saying you are the opposite of this ?

http://www.ajarnforum.net/vb/the-ice...ml#post1700059

Of course not

[keekwai]

An excellent parody ... even if I do say so myself!

[re_fuse]

Stop being reasonable

[keekwai]

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

Nike Condoms :::: Just do it

* Toyota Condoms :::: Oh what a feeling


* Ford Condoms :::: The ride of your life



* Optus Condoms :::: Yes!

* Duracell Condoms :::: Keep going& going&going

* Pringles Condoms :::: Once you pop you can't stop

* Hyundai Condoms :::: All day, every day

* Tip Top Condoms :::: Good onya mum
(available in Tasmania only)

* Panasonic Condoms :::: Even more than you expected

* VB Condoms :::: As a matter of fact, I've got one now

* Swan Lager Condoms :::: They said you'd never make it

* Vegemite Condoms :::: Puts a rose in every cheek

* Levi Condoms :::: Do you fit the legend?

* Nescafe Condoms :::: It brings you together.

The following brands wouldn't sellso well.....

* Goodyear Condoms :::: If it only saves you once a year.

* RTA Condoms :::: Speed kills

* Nobby's Condoms :::: Nibble Nobby's Nuts

* Bolle Condoms :::: Put them on your face

* Aussie Homeloans Condoms :::: We'll save you






* "Gillard" Condom::::


Sorry it's too late you've already been screwed!!!!!.

[kiwiling]

* "Gillard" Condom::::


Sorry it's too late you've already been screwed!!!!!.

[swampy]

Are there any redeeming features of Australians?

Australians are absolutely splendid chaps. Not sure about the sheilas as I can't recall meeting one. Maybe I did but quickly tuned out.
Aussies are very quiet and reserved until you get to know them, then they'll be in your pockets quick as a flash and buying you a beer with your money.
I love 'em. Shane Warne is a god by the way.

[keekwai]

Shane Warne is a dog by the way.

That's better. Fixed ya typo.

[pedagogue]