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    Help Losing a lot of weight in 2 days

    Anyone have any advice on losing a lot of weight in only 2 days?

    Im going a trip down south in 2 days, so i want to be slim and fit for the beach.
    Should i cut down on meals?
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    Ipecac syrup, wrap yourself in Glad cling and sweat it out in a sauna for 48 hours. If you're still alive have a nice trip.

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    cut your leg off
    or better forward planning
    otherwise no food, water and sit in a sauna
    but you'll only lose water weight
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    A laxative, orange juice, green tea, a piece of bread and 2 multi-vitamin tablets should help a bit. If you had more time you could always download:[IMG][/IMG].
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enclavean View Post
    Should i cut down on meals?
    Quote Originally Posted by Enclavean View Post
    Anyone have any advice on losing a lot of weight in only 2 days?
    Quote Originally Posted by Enclavean View Post
    Should i cut down on meals?


    On a serious note...

    nah, I can't do it. Sorry.

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    I think Sentrix is onto something...regardless of your weight wear one of those cool ass suits and people won't even look at you...you'll blend...see

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    2 days is too little time. It takes your body 3 days to adjust to a weightloss regimen.

    I could tell you how to lose 15-20 lbs in 10-12 days.

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    I say its karma for sitting on his arse posting about the iPhone

    Liposuction is instant and could work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sentrix View Post
    i say its karma for sitting on his arse posting about the iphone
    rotflol!

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    Wasn't it Brian from Family Guy who said, "put down the fork!"

    Quote Originally Posted by sentrix View Post
    Liposuction is instant and could work.
    And a stomach tuck, I think they do them while you wait at BCH...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post
    I could tell you how to lose 15-20 lbs in 10-12 days.
    Tell me plz, based on the reactions here, im gonna have to lose weight after the trip.

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