Losing a lot of weight in 2 days
Anyone have any advice on losing a lot of weight in only 2 days?
Im going a trip down south in 2 days, so i want to be slim and fit for the beach.
Should i cut down on meals?
Last edited by Enclavean; 11th March 2011 at 18:39.
Ipecac syrup, wrap yourself in Glad cling and sweat it out in a sauna for 48 hours. If you're still alive have a nice trip.
cut your leg off
or better forward planning
otherwise no food, water and sit in a sauna
but you'll only lose water weight
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A laxative, orange juice, green tea, a piece of bread and 2 multi-vitamin tablets should help a bit. If you had more time you could always download:[IMG][/IMG].
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Get one of these.
Originally Posted by Enclavean
On a serious note...
nah, I can't do it. Sorry.
I think Sentrix is onto something...regardless of your weight wear one of those cool ass suits and people won't even look at you...you'll blend...see
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2 days is too little time. It takes your body 3 days to adjust to a weightloss regimen.
I could tell you how to lose 15-20 lbs in 10-12 days.
I say its karma for sitting on his arse posting about the iPhone
Liposuction is instant and could work.
rotflol!
text Shane Warne.
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Wasn't it Brian from Family Guy who said, "put down the fork!"
And a stomach tuck, I think they do them while you wait at BCH...
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Tell me plz, based on the reactions here, im gonna have to lose weight after the trip.
Food poisoning.
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