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    Icon9 I just swallowed a crown!



    It was a bit lose & I've been planning to go to a dentist, but it looks like I put that visit off a bit too long! I was having some scrambled eggs & rice for breakfast & didn't even notice it going down.

    According to the internet (& if it's on the internet it's got to be true, right?), it will probably just come out on its own within the next couple of days. Anyway, unless I start feeling any pain, I'll just wait & see what happens, but my anus is already puckering in unpleasant anticipation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwerty2 View Post
    but my anus is already puckering in unpleasant anticipation.
    ...that's a good first step...
    ...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...

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    Are you implying that you'll just wait for it to come out, and then planning on putting it back in your mouth?

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    Nope. I'm going to flush it & get a new one.


    I'd rather spend several thousand than just rinse it off!

    I'm just trying to distinguish between real stomach pains & psychosomatic ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwerty2 View Post
    I'm just trying to distinguish between real stomach pains & psychosomatic ones.
    You might need surgery.

    X-Ray and Surgery

    • If you grow worried waiting for the implant to pass through your body, consider having an X-ray taken. An X-ray will help locate the implant and may give an indication of how much longer it will be in your system. More often than not, it will naturally pass through your system; however, you may require surgery to have the object removed. Abdominal pain or a throat blockage may indicate the need for surgery. Talk to your healthcare provider before making any decisions.

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    Just eat som tum for the next week and blow the bugger out - you'll hear the porcelain hit the porcelain!

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    Probably the smartest suggestion is just getting an x-ray - they are cheap.

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    If you think YOU swallowed a crown . . .

    Just check out that other "snub" thread of Obama and the Queen. Now HE really looks like a guy that swallowed a crown


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    Quote Originally Posted by centermid7 View Post
    Just check out that other "snub" thread of Obama and the Queen. Now HE really looks like a guy that swallowed a crown



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