I've noticed that the cheese down under has been forming at an alarming rate this year. My guess, the constant rain and humidity. I've been using Pantene shampoo to clean myself.
Has anyone else noticed an increase with this problem this rainy season? What treatment do you use?
Never had smegma. Billy button lint plagues me tho.
I've been using an antifungal agent the doctor gave me. Fore play is the whole mutual lint sucking thing. Luckily the GF is a inny, cause sucking on an outy makes me feel weird.
a great party joke you can do with smegma at the bar is reach in there and run your index finger under the wotsit, the flange or wot and gather a good smear.
then carefully take your finger out and while he's not looking, grasp the lip of your mate's pint with your smeggy raunchfinger and give it a good lateral smear. watch the fun when they lift the glass to their mouths, and your cheesy essence fills their nostrils, just as they press their lips to the contaminated surface.
What you need Dutchy is a bloody good scrubber. Shifts cheese like lightning.
^ God is that funny!
Whenever I'm foo fat to see my own cock, I delegate smegma cleaning detail to my wife.
Haven't noticed any correlation to the weather.
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just wash your nob more than once a week you dirty bastard...=
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