Northumberlandia: The naked lady of Cramlington officially open to the public
Northumberlandia, also known as “The Lady of The North” is a piece of public art built into the landscape of Cramlington in Northumberland.
Planned for seven years and built over two, she is the largest landscape replica of the female body ever seen in the world, her creators say. She stands 112ft (34m) high at her tallest point, her forehead, and is 1,300ft (400m) long. She is made up of 1.5m tonnes of rock, soil, stone and clay.
During a visit to the site last year, Charles Jencks, who began his designs for Northumberlandia in 2005, admitted the artwork was “much bigger than I ever thought”.
Move over Nazca lines.
Get thee behind me Pyramids.
We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.
Where's the minge?...
She only seems to have one leg as well.
I reckon future archaeologists will think she is a life sized tribute to alien overlords that influenced human DNA...
So it's a to scale model of a Northumberland woman then.
Guy Manpoof sux nuts for $$.
Tomcat trained. Satisfaction guaranteed.
The lady looks as though she's just dropped her guts....and is using her left hand to waft the stench away....and....why not show the minge?...There were plenty depicted in ancient art....Nobs, bollocks, nipples, ass cheeks...even the odd piss flap.....Are these now considered too vulgar?....
I'm imagining William Money and Brian Sewell having a conversation.
"Take this, brother; may it serve you well."