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Thread: Ottawa to open joint U.K.-Canadian diplomatic missions abroad

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    You can't be that bad, Russ

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    Amazing timing. Hubby and I are in Ottawa now. russ, do you have any message for Parliament Hill that we should deliver like paranoid stalkers? Anything for the Parti Quebecois? Wow, so much excitement here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger View Post
    20 years as Keekwai's cellmate with one hour a day being lectured by Mr Mr and Chang as your bitch.
    Gloryholes, Mens toilets, bath houses and now jail cell fantasies. At least you're slowly adding new interests to your keyboard bound life.


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    How has such a sensible diplomatic initiative turned into the shawshank redemption? Gosh.

    What's the betting the French will want all signage in at least 2 languages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by natalie8 View Post
    do you have any message for Parliament Hill that we should deliver like paranoid stalkers? Anything for the Parti Quebecois?
    Bugger off back to France?

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    paully, the funniest thing is that France doesn't want them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by natalie8 View Post
    Amazing timing. Hubby and I are in Ottawa now. russ, do you have any message for Parliament Hill
    In fact I do. Although I don't have a finished message yet.
    Wish you have given me a bit more warning



    although my basic message, in a phrase, is to tell them to stick it up their arse, eh.

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    paully, the funniest thing is that France doesn't want them.
    "them" is Canada.

    Well, fifty percent anyway.

    Sometimes you racist Canadian English do get on my tits.

    Gotta admit it.

    Are you in Ottawa revoking your citizenship............

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    ...been gone too long. Array Nathan Jones's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by russellsimpson View Post
    ah, stick it up your arse, eh
    © 2012. Anna Key. Ajarn Forum.

    Another copyright infringement, Russ.

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    although my basic message, in a phrase, is to tell them to stick it up their arse, eh.
    © 2012. Anna Key. Ajarn Forum.

    And another.

    She will be informed.

    In the interim, please check Inbox for a Cease and Desist Order issued today.

    No more sticking it up your arse, Russ.

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    ^ Quite right too

    Has anyone seen my fookin' cat?

    Answers to the name of " come here you unpleasant little bastard".

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampy View Post
    Answers to the name of " come here you unpleasant little bastard".
    Not at this time of year. Shagging season. They go mental. They answer to nowt when they're horny.

    The cat will back when it is sated - or rejected. How long? Who knows?

    It's a cat's world out there right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan Jones View Post
    In the interim, please check Inbox for a Cease and Desist Order issued today.

    No more sticking it up your arse, Russ.
    Oh yes Anna, will do.

    Such an order could be coming down the pipeline any day with The New Order now in force.

    (or should have I said the new disorder)

    ................

    Maybe I'll reserve my final stick it up your arse for any reply I might have in mind.

    I will not cease.

    I will not desist.

    Up the revolution?

    (any interest in joining a new Thai chat forum?...mum's the word on that of course)

    JD won't be invited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by russellsimpson View Post
    JD won't be invited.
    Well, that won't be any bloody good.

    Like fish and chips without salt and vinegar.

    Nobody likes beige,

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    Beige is best served in a crimplene (sp) suited used car salesman. They can be abused but rarely deterred. The self stripe crimplene suit has a kind of teflon effect on insults but encourages even the slightest amount of customer wilting.

    Did you ever sell used cars Russ?
    Last edited by swampy; 26th September 2012 at 00:34. Reason: pissed

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampy View Post
    Did you ever sell used cars Russ?
    I've purchased them.

    Actually, I'm not much of a salesman.

    Never done it.

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