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    Mitt on plane windows.


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    Saw that. What a preposterous man. On every level.

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    Why not have doors that an open mid flight so that smokers can pop out onto the wing for a puff?

    Migrated

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    Oh dear...
    This is it... The apocalypse.

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    ---Update---

    Mitt Romney Wonders Why Airplane Windows
    Don’t Open After Wife’s Plane Had Electrical Malfunction


    Sep 24, 2012 by JANET SHAN

    In the tradition of George W. Bush, Mitt Romney wondered why the plane windows didn’t open when his wife’s plane had to make an emergency landing due to an electrical malfunction last week. This is the same man who schlepped his dog, Seamus, along on a family vacation on the top of their station wagon.

    Los Angeles Times
    : Mitt Romney said: “I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were. When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound.”

    Um, this is the person who aspires to be our next president. Wow. Truly something George Bush would probably have said.

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    If enough Americans agree with him then clearly Romney is in with a shot.

    Democracy is a wonderful thing.

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    The coming debates look ever more promising. I don't think Romney could win even if Obama announced he was having a sex change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampy View Post
    even if Obama announced he was having a sex change.
    Well, he is a pussy ya know . . .

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    So if 45% want Mitt I figure at least half of those don't really want Mitt but don't want BO. The remaining 22.5% can't come to terms there is a Muslim coon living in the White House.

    Sad country. That's why I'm leaving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cluezo View Post
    Mitt Romney wondered why the plane windows didn’t open
    "Ladies, and gentlemen, we'll be landing soon. Please put your tray tables, and seatbacks in their upright positions, and close your windows."

    4 more years!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cluezo View Post
    Mitt Romney Wonders Why Airplane Windows Don't Open
    ...there are probably lots of things he wonders about...
    ...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...

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