Seamus was talking to his son
"ya see that wall over there?" he says..
"built it with me own two hands...but do they call me seamus the wall builder? noooo"
they drive down the road a bit....
"ya see that house over there?"
"built it with me own two hands...but do they call me seamus the house builder?"
"noooo"
a little further down.....
"ya see that castle over there?"
"built it with me own two hands...but do they call me seamus the castle builder?"
"noooo"
"but you fuck one little sheep..."
fred
I don't think I'll find this thread on thailandteaching. Then again, they took time for the Phuket masturbator.
Mr. Ed - Intro (Opening Theme) - YouTube
Now I wonder if Mr. Ed was a premature ejaculator or suffered from erectile dysfunction.
That would explain why he was always saying "Sorry, Wilbur!"
^^I wonder if I would've seen that punchline coming if it hadn't been on this thread...
---Update---
Best part about fucking a miniature donkey as opposed to a regular donkey?
No stool required...
Might be some donkey stool involved though...
I heard that Mr Ed was a mare.
Originally Posted by Beavis
This is just in from South Park S16E10:
The milkman followed the blonde into the bathroom. She undressed. She said, "Fill the tub with milk." He asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" She said, "No, just up to my boobs. Then I can splash it into my eyes."
a man walked into his trailer with a minature donkey under his arm.
A woman is laying on the sofa watching TV
The man sez 'this is the fat pig i've been cheating on you with'
The woman sez ' its a minature donkey, you dumbass'
The man sez, 'i wasn't talking to you'
Last edited by fred flintstone; 11th October 2012 at 15:56.
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