LDMA

It's a long way mate.....qi my arse!

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LDMA - Ajarn Forum Admin

I like ajarn.com. It is a fun place. I was going to get out my list of great grievances, grandiose gripes, grand groans, grave grumbles and my granduer of grating grim grisly grime, but I won't, because I can't stop growing with the gruesome gritty grubby and grotesque grin.

Duncecap

zehner

^educating the qi-less heathens am i

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Now, to pry into roots, to finger slime,
To stare, big-eyed Narcissus, into some spring
Is beneath all adult dignity. I rhyme
To see myself, to set the darkness echoing.

ScorpioPower

Ay, ay, not bad for a working class lad from a housing estate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This'll be 20 years old come this October and it still sounds brilliant...
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grasshopper

story of a local hero



'Twas in the forest of Sherwood
In the year twelve hundred and ten
Lived a famous dealer called Robin Head
And his band of very merry men.
They lived off nuts and berries
And the occasional blue deer
Doing the macrobiotic thing
And dispensing much good cheer.

Then one day upon this happy gathering
Came a band of the sheriff's men
Saying 'ello ello ello wot's goin' on 'ere
And wot's all this 'ere then?'
I'll have to take you along with me
To the palace of the king.'
Said Robin 'hey man don't get so uptight
Cos I'm only doin' my thing.'

But Robin was led to the castle
And brought before the king
Who said 'for years I've been after you
And now you're going to swing.
But first before I sentence you
For the things that you have done,
Tell me, what is this plant that you grow in the forest?
And I think that I'll try some.'

So the minutes they passed in silence
And the air grew mightily thick,
Until the king cried 'I feel fine,
But perhaps very slightly sick.'
And now the story has to end
As happily as it began
For Robin now deals for the forest
And the sheriff does Nottingham!

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the answer to the secret of the universe is the secret itself

and the secret is.........................................it isn't there

grasshopper 2008

Zevon

Vejle. Now there is a place name from my past. I was up there a couple of times a year at one point

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Chalee P. Mansion

All I can say is...Nottingham Rules!!!

(Some of us were born to lead).

ScorpioPower

When I used to go there in the 80s the excessive number of females was still noticeable. Some of 'em scrubbed up well too!

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Earlyant

That'll get us *yawning*. Well done.

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As technology races forward, the people demand...
More... more... more! Faster... faster... faster!

Fund A Mentalist

naboo

Terrorists in Nottingham

Don't worry, they're nothing on the Stanns massive, Sneinton Soldiers or NG2 Crew.

LDMA

Nope this lot were stoooodents.....the Stanns'd have 'em.....my sis's boyfriend was involved in that operation by the way....

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LDMA - Ajarn Forum Admin

I like ajarn.com. It is a fun place. I was going to get out my list of great grievances, grandiose gripes, grand groans, grave grumbles and my granduer of grating grim grisly grime, but I won't, because I can't stop growing with the gruesome gritty grubby and grotesque grin.

Duncecap

naboo

Once again, the criminals of Notts make further exciting advances in the art of 'opportunistic theft'

Reminds me of the thief who took advantage of his mate getting a kick in in a bar in Nottingham. The bar staff left the bar area to tend to his beaten mate, so he hopped behind the bar and did a runner with the £324 takings. Can't find a link though.