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    I think we should be leaving now...

    ...yeah it's probably a good idea






    your salary only makes ends meet

    you get taxed when you fart

    the English teaching profession's been kidnapped by people who can't speak English

    paperwork has replaced real life

    you've given it your best shot but can't quite bring yourself back again
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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    Quote Originally Posted by grasshopper
    you get taxed when you fart
    ahh, you must mean england, right?

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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    Shouldn't this be in the UK subforum.
    Ooops, sorry. Too early to be posting.

    Where you off to hopper. Good luck wherever.
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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    Quote Originally Posted by grasshopper
    ...yeah it's probably a good idea






    your salary only makes ends meet

    you get taxed when you fart

    the English teaching profession's been kidnapped by people who can't speak English

    paperwork has replaced real life

    you've given it your best shot but can't quite bring yourself back again
    There are novels movies about this, Hopper. The whole world sucks, bro.
    Home remedies:
    1. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
    2. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.


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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    yeah I know that - me bro tinks it's the astral penientiary - I think it's the universal loonybin



    there's too much fat in the food here
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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    yeah, but you need fattening up ya skinny wretch...
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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    Quote Originally Posted by grasshopper
    ...yeah it's probably a good idea

    you get taxed when you fart
    Same same.

    *tooot* That'll be another dollar, please, +12.5%


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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    Quote Originally Posted by LDMA
    yeah, but you need fattening up ya skinny wretch...

    admittedly in Songkhla me and upagumtree were the only non-fat white guys


    but I arrived back here looking like an Auschwitz case - that'll be the 3 months compulsory malnutrition


    now, however, I'm over 80 kg and I should be 68-70



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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    much more aggressive here - people get fired up real quick and it becomes an issue not of what's true or not but who can shout the fckin loudest and look the meanest

    makes me think in LOS everything's fake but blatantly so - here it's fake but they pretend it's not - long as the paperwork's done it's ok - real life be buggered - 2day we had a fire drill in my school in North London - I made sure everyone was out before I left, like you'd think you would - got pulled up for forgetting to take my fckin register outside, despite the fact I knew all the students were safe - fuck their safety, long as the paperwork's ok that's all that matters
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    we have definitely gone health and safety mad in the UK and yes, the bureaucracy is stifling
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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    I have to admit walking around in broad daylight at 8.30 p.m. is a bit weird
    the answer to the secret of the universe is the secret itself

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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    Boris, elected, mayor of London. You're right, its all a big joke. One big, big joke.

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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    [quote=grasshopper;928232]admittedly in Songkhla me and upagumtree were the only non-fat white guys

    And me Grassy, lean and mean .
    What's love got to do with it...........

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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    Quote Originally Posted by grasshopper View Post
    makes me think in LOS everything's fake but blatantly so - here it's fake but they pretend it's not - long as the paperwork's done it's ok
    I've been back in the UK for about 9 months now, and that statement does definitely have some truth behind it.

    The most pointless bit of paperwork has to be bog roll - God, why oh why does Britain not have the bum gun.
    Bog roll is more expensive, less hygienic and worse for the environment.
    You know what really chaps my ass though?

    I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog.
    The alarm alone cost me two hundred.


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    Re: I think we should be leaving now...

    Quote Originally Posted by naboo View Post
    Boris, elected, mayor of London. You're right, its all a big joke. One big, big joke.
    No more of a joke than his predecessor.
    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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