Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 50

Thread: Kids say the funniest things!

  1. #1
    On Vacation :) Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Middle Kingdom
    Posts
    10,485
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    180
    Thanked 111 Times in 73 Posts


    Rep Power
    29630

    Kids say the funniest things!

    Yesterday in one of my classes, a seven year old boy said something that totally shocked me. We were playing a memory game, and one of the other boys in the class was winning. The boy who was losing turned around, and gave the other boy the finger, while saying "f_ck off" to him.

    I asked him where he heard that word, and he just laughed. I told him it was a bad word in English, and he laughed again. Let me tell you, I was shocked, and wondering where he learnt that word. It was sort of funny though because I don't think he even knew the meaning behind the word. He also did it so slyly while looking at me for my reaction.

    Kids say the strangest and funniest things sometimes. Since most people on here have kids, (great kid pics) maybe we can get a laugh or two on this thread. What are the funniest (or worst) words you have heard from a child?
    Last edited by phuketbound; 12th August 2006 at 10:00.

  2. #2
    Space Cowboy Array aging one's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    don muang
    Posts
    55,082
    vCash
    300
    Thanks
    123
    Thanked 128 Times in 94 Posts


    Rep Power
    40276

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    Bad ones that my kids learned from riding in car seats while I was driving along with thousands of shitty Thai drivers. Asshole was the first one that popped out.
    Too long in Exile, too long not singing my song.
    Too long like a rolling stone, Too long in exile
    Too long in Exile, baby you just arent my friend.
    Too long in Exile my friend, Baby you can never go home again.

  3. #3
    Senior Member Array Hootad Binky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    2,130
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Rep Power
    465

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    "Does God have feet?"

  4. #4
    Senior Member Array Hootad Binky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    2,130
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Rep Power
    465

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    (Kerux? help me out here?)

  5. #5
    S.I.P. Array esoteric1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Earth
    Posts
    24,174
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts


    Rep Power
    17593

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    From my oldest daughter when she was 4 or 5 asking her mom:

    "Mommy what's a d**ckh**d?"

    I don't think she heard it from me either...

    “The issue which has swept down the centuries and which will have to be fought sooner or later is the people versus the banks.” ~ Lord Acton

  6. #6
    Senior Member Array Magpie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    2,637
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Rep Power
    1668

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    A cute kid in Korea, Eddie was his English name,....telling me his grandmother just died

    "She got deleted"

  7. #7
    Senior Member Array Hootad Binky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    2,130
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Rep Power
    465

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    Today my son and I were cycling slowly past a peacock in the park. I was pointing out the iridescence of its feathers when Michael said: "All done." I continued talking about the peacock and he just said "all done" again.

    I cycled away, as ordered.

    A friend of mine's nephew asked his mother innocently and rather poetically "where is the world?" his Mother tried to explain and then he asked again "Could I hold it in my hand?"
    His mother said no and then "why do you want to hold it in your hand?"

    And the 5-year old boy says:

    "Because I want to destroy it."

  8. #8
    On Vacation :) Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Middle Kingdom
    Posts
    10,485
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    180
    Thanked 111 Times in 73 Posts


    Rep Power
    29630

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    good ones. Kids are smarter than we think, and ultra sensitive too.


    I send my niece souvenirs from Korea. One time my mom said to my four year old niece, that her package flew here from Korea.

    She replied, "Did it take long to fly through the sky from Korea to me?"

  9. #9
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Khon Kaen. We're getting a Central you Kalasin baanok fuckers!
    Posts
    6,347
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Rep Power
    2769

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    I was doing my habitual pisstake of the talentless drones whilst watching "Academy Fantasia" with my P.3 daughter last night especially one tone deaf cretin named Tune when my daughter said "But his teeth are whiter than yours dad." Cue myself in the bathroom examining my molars in the mirror and vowing to cut out the coffee and cigarettes.
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Interior Minister of Thailand's son.

  10. #10
    Old Fart & Living Legend Array hippo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    2,134
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Rep Power
    1194

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    One of my daughters aged about 5 or 6 asked me when we were watching a black and white movie, "Dad, in the olden days,was everything in black and white?"

  11. #11
    Regular User Array Mac Donn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    965
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Rep Power
    832

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    Teaching summer school last week a little 3 year-old Thai boy with no English was pointing at my mouth saying: "Mr. Mac mee fan dam, Mr. Mac mee fan dam" -turning to my stunningly beautiful assistant I gave her my most audacious smile and asked her "what's this little cutie prattling on about?" Returning my wide, friendly smile with her own glowing version she looked me directly in the eye and replied: "Mr. Mac has black teeth".
    I taught the rest of the week speaking like a ventroliquist.
    Is doiligh an drochrud a mharu.

  12. #12
    Space Cowboy Array aging one's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    don muang
    Posts
    55,082
    vCash
    300
    Thanks
    123
    Thanked 128 Times in 94 Posts


    Rep Power
    40276

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    Lying on the floor laughing mate, Smiling at the assistant. I didnt even have to read the punline, your Thai, English is great!!

  13. #13
    Senior Member Array Matthew's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    16,948
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    423
    Thanked 335 Times in 244 Posts


    Rep Power
    51416

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hootad Binky
    A friend of mine's nephew asked his mother innocently and rather poetically "where is the world?" his Mother tried to explain and then he asked again "Could I hold it in my hand?"
    His mother said no and then "why do you want to hold it in your hand?"

    And the 5-year old boy says:

    "Because I want to destroy it."

    That's....cute!

  14. #14
    Just a LOVE machine. Array Earlyant's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Chewing on the same old bones.
    Posts
    6,769
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Rep Power
    550

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    About a year ago when the missus and I were thinking about moving up to London. Son says:

    'I only want to go to London for 10 sleeps.' Meaning 10 nights.

    Cute.

    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


    As technology races forward, the people demand...
    More... more... more! Faster... faster... faster!

    Fund A Mentalist

  15. #15
    Regular User Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    501
    vCash
    500
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Rep Power
    0

    Re: Kids say the funniest things!

    My one year old talks a lot, but most of it is nonsense. Hardly any words does he say exactly right.

    My wife and I often call him a little monkey. He then tries to coppy saying "Buggar, buugar buggar"

Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Can kids going to school be called "students"?
    By ludwin in forum The Classroom
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 11th July 2006, 23:14
  2. Teaching Kids - Privates
    By Harry in forum The Classroom
    Replies: 40
    Last Post: 17th April 2006, 12:40
  3. Why I Don't Teach Kids
    By columbia in forum The Classroom
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 1st March 2006, 09:21
  4. Private teaching for kindergarten kids?
    By erwin64 in forum The Classroom
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 23rd December 2005, 12:50

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •