^ Are you getting your oats?
(Part 2 in Virtual Pub).
So there I am, playing with my son Andrew just before bedtime. He is 18 months old. During that time, I am also 18 months old, know what I mean?
So there I am, carrying him on my shoulder in a semi dark bedroom. Suddenly I have this bright idea. As it is so much fun to watch him grow from a baby to a toddler and watching his face when he discovers things, I COMMITED A FUCKING SIN!
What did I do?
I DID SHADOW TRICKS WITH HIM! Arai wa?
NO, says the how queen. In Thailand we (I always dread the beginning of this fecking sentence) that if you play with your shadow, it bai laeo. Your fecking shadow leaves you.
Now, I am no fan of that ambigious dude or dudette Peter Pan, but JHC!
This was one time where I told her to leave us alone. I normally tolerate her nuances and Thai induced psychosis, but this was a bit too much for me.
3 days later, there she is, playing with her shadow too, as Andrew waves everytime he sees his.
What have your Asian wives done or said to you that made you have a Prozac day?
^ Are you getting your oats?
My ex had a fucking meltdown 'cause I snatched up a dropped fruit Mentos and stuffed it in my gob.
I'm everywhere you've never been and better than I've ever been
My wife occasionally drives me mental but it's not generally due to superstitious wank.
On the one or two occasions she's tried to get superstitious on my ass I've told her to buck up and get a life.
Charming and tolerant me!
When the great lord passes the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts
Most of the time I laugh at her superstitions. This one time, I just told her to let me be me with my son. And she saw us both having fun, and she does it now with him. Sometimes it helps to wake them up from their cultural and religious hybernation and see life.
Beats the Southern Baptist ex wife I had back in the States, by a long shot.
Isnt it mostly that you accept their cultural shit ver batim, but they have such a hard time with ours. One Christmas the kids woke up too early and I hadnt had coffee. Turned on the stereo at knee level with my big toe. You would have think I had shot the King and Buddah with one bullet. Thank god the kids were big enough to get mother calmed down.
Can you imagine Jingle Bells with no coffee at 6am.
Too long in Exile, too long not singing my song.
Too long like a rolling stone, Too long in exile
Too long in Exile, baby you just arent my friend.
Too long in Exile my friend, Baby you can never go home again.
No fecking way! I can picture venerable grasshopper standing by me, watching me sip the coffee ( now on 3rd. cup).
usually a fuxk off i'm not Thai works
i'll put up with their chinese mumbo jumbo up to a point, but my missus knows to let it go when i get the....thats fucking retarded look in my eyes.
Serial Wolf Bagger
^^ too funny!
...you get what you need.
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