New father

**kenkannif** · 7th August 2008 16:16

^ Read my post in context with Strfadoodah's mate (not what I meant).

**LeedsLeedsLeeds** · 7th August 2008 16:20

Okay, gotcha. I was too excited about finally spotting an opportunity to nick one of your wicked phrases! Per se!

**kenkannif** · 7th August 2008 16:29

^ Now and again do it as pear say....Asper pulled me up on that once

**LeedsLeedsLeeds** · 7th August 2008 16:46

Duly noted!

**Sanitysub** · 7th August 2008 23:27

Originally Posted by 8ball

OK sweetheart,,,,, dig this

if she's shaggin him,,,,no marriage,,,,,no condom

wot makes u fink she's not shaggin otha guyz too?

fink about it luv

I have thought about it 8ball.

She could be sleeping with other men for all I know when the OP isn't around (I don't know her from Adam.) But a woman is only fertile every cycle for a very short period of time indeed (right in the middle of her cycle)...Now if the OP was visiting this lady at that time it would have to be a threesome for it to be anybody elses.

It wouldn't be too hard to find out when this lady conceived, she's had her pregnancy confirmed and would have been given a "due date"...count back the weeks very carefully and "bingo"...

All the best,

S.

**LeedsLeedsLeeds** · 7th August 2008 23:35

Originally Posted by Sanitysub

it would have to be a threesome for it to be anybody elses.

Sorry to disagree with you SS, but sleeping with two people in one day without it being a threesome is quite a common practice. At least it is in Guernsey, but then we're all slags anyway. Blame it on the Breda.

**Sanitysub** · 7th August 2008 23:53

Originally Posted by LeedsLeedsLeeds

Sorry to disagree with you SS, but sleeping with two people in one day without it being a threesome is quite a common practice. At least it is in Guernsey, but then we're all slags anyway. Blame it on the Breda.

Okay, threesome or "sneaking away while the OP was in the loo" or similar.

The point is, in attending a doctor's appointment the lady would have been asked for a "date of conception" (which is dutifully noted on her pregnancy notes

). This date is worked out to the day through use of last period date and length of cycle. It is very unlikely indeed that this lady would have lied to her doctor as the dates are important with regards to monitoring baby's growth etc...
The due date is a date estimated from this information.
The OP could very easily establish whether he was about on that date by counting backwards from the due date. If he was out of the country (or taking a long time in the loo) on that date then he may want to consider a paternity test...

S.

**Sanitysub** · 8th August 2008 00:04

Originally Posted by kikiat

I just love it when chicks speak in a language us guys can understand.

Shame on ya IM!!! - FANCY using "that word"!!!

S.

**SageAndOnion** · 8th August 2008 00:07

Originally Posted by daniel36

She's always wanted me to move there, but finding a job isn't easy and I don't believe I could find a job making the kind of money I can make here.

Originally Posted by daniel36

I'd work at McDonalds if I had to and thought I could make a modest income to be closer.

Make your mind up.

**Ice Maiden** · 8th August 2008 02:04

Originally Posted by Sanitysub

Shame on ya IM!!! - FANCY using "that word"!!!

S.

It's all good.

**Sanitysub** · 8th August 2008 02:32

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

It's all good.

I don't use it myself because it's FILTHY from a woman - FILTHY I tell ya!!!

...However, when a woman utters that word it doesn't half make their point "crystal clear"!!

All the best,

S.

**Umbuku** · 8th August 2008 04:34

Well this thread went to DefCon 3 in a hell of hurry.

**8ball** · 8th August 2008 10:52

Originally Posted by Sanitysub

FILTHY woman

I luv filthy women

Originally Posted by LeedsLeedsLeeds

I'm doing it that new way, not the old way

U got past the missionary position Frodo?

wots this new way called?

rear entry?

**LeedsLeedsLeeds** · 8th August 2008 13:51

It's called 'The Hobbit,' it requires a golden cock ring and a magically disappearing penis.

**daniel36** · 9th August 2008 07:26

Some of you will be happy to know that my girl went to the doctor and he told her the baby wasn't in the right position and to go through with the pregnancy could be dangerous for her or the baby. Sounds like a tubal pregnancy from what she told me. He gave her something to make her abort the child. She seemed really upset about it. Wish I could be there to help her out. She's been through quite a bit this past year after losing her mother and now this...