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    Quote Originally Posted by 3leggedkitty View Post
    i have concluded that a solid shit is a sign of impacted bowels, and is something to avoid. it also means you're always leaving a little bit of shit behind, and that can't be good, given the temperature of your body and shit. if it was like, 4 degrees in there it might be okay for a week or so. but it isn't, so there's a bit of loaf slow-cooking in there.

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    Can you describe a bowel movement?
    Can you draw a fart?
    Does the tinkle of urine in a trouser leg
    Tickle your fancy as a lark?

    Methinks the OP could answer with a resounding "YES" to all of the above.

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    I was being sarcastic...no one actually wanted you to come to this thread...FFS...
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    Check the post times oh dense one. *sigh* What a maroon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaitanium View Post
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    Shit! ... I missed the poll.

    One thing I've noticed about you and the other two or three nasty cunts on this forum ... you always make statements that include the entire forum as thinking likewise. Weak ... but understandable.

    Good for a laugh though.


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    certainly laugh a lot...you know what that means...when someone insults you blatantly...and all you can muster is a laugh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaitanium View Post
    certainly laugh a lot...you know what that means
    You're an amusing wanker with a chip on his shoulder?

    Exhibit A

    Quote Originally Posted by Thaitanium via Gmail Trash
    Ya know I gotta get this little annoyance off my chest...I like a good joke...like to think I have a sense of humor so I get a bit excited whenever I see the "best Jokes" thread in bolded letters...meaning of course that someones posted another...but my joy is unceremoniously decapitated as I glance to the right and realize it was Keekwai who posted it...

    dude...sorry to break it to you but you are one of the most unfunny fuckers I have ever read on this forum...even Russ can be More funny than you...although in Russ' case it's almost always unintentional...but at the very least he's got that going for him...

    I know it's rather impolite to deal in stereotypes...but Keekwai, are you German perhaps?...


    Classic stuff! You shouldn't have deleted it ... no matter how embarrassing!


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    Shall we discuss colour next?

    Why, yes. I think we probably shall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake View Post
    Shall we discuss colour next?

    Why, yes. I think we probably shall.
    This mornings one was about the colour of wholegrain mustard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NET View Post
    This mornings one was about the colour of wholegrain mustard.

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    Should not this thread be in the health room?

    We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.

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    Seeing as it was started in "gay bitch like" derision of another thread ... the IceBox would be more suitable.


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