For teachers and non-teachers alike, describe a typical bowel movement for you in Thailand. Please no piss-takes--I'd love to hear a few people describe what their average bowel movement in Thailand is like. An hour-by-hour rundown would be awesome.
4 more years!
No piss takes?
Here? On AF? Is the OP taking the piss?
Sorry, you'll have to forgive my digression; I thought I was on the wrong forum.
Frederick Douglass: Find out just what any people will quietly submit to
and you have found out the exact measure of injustice
and wrong which will be imposed upon them, and these
will continue till they are resisted with either
words or blows, or with both.
ďDonít believe them, donít fear them, donít ask
anything of them.Ē
It's taken years, but we've finally hit rock bottom.
There are few problems in life that cannot be solved with toast.
One of them, however, is opening a can of corned beef with that stupid key. This cannot easily be done at the best of times, and toast is of surprisingly little use in resolving the issue.
i shit turds like watermelons
This clip describes mine pretty well:
"You really want to save the planet?...the next time you see a hybrid car with a childseat... smash the window, remove the childseat and replace it with a box of condoms..." Doug Stanhope
Was just telling the missus how variable I am. Range between 1 and 5 a day.
Red wine turds are the worse. Also, after a load of meat the night before, the turds can be gnarly. I got an anal fissure and had to go to the doc. Stuck his finger up my sewer pipe to determine it. I reckon it was his finger that gave me the fissure. Certainly discovered that any gay leanings were seriously misplaced.
A lot of shit talking going on.
"Thailand is way past the days of tuna, pineapples, and bargirls." - Sharky
^ No shit?
That's me. At your service.
i haven't had a solid poo since i came to asia, and me bunghole seems to appreciate it. i have concluded that a solid shit is a sign of impacted bowels, and is something to avoid. it also means you're always leaving a little bit of shit behind, and that can't be good, given the temperature of your body and shit. if it was like, 4 degrees in there it might be okay for a week or so. but it isn't, so there's a bit of loaf slow-cooking in there.
i've had all sorts of digestive problems all my life. they ended the day i landed in asia.
oh they came back twice when i went to the middle east. there's nothing fresh to eat there.