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    How Many Kids Do You Have?

    How many children do you have?

    1. How old are they now?

    2. What do they do?

    3. Where do they live?


    Over to you, folks....

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    Fuck off Marko. Its none of your business.

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    1. Only six, and by March 1 their ages will be 39, 37, 29, 27, 24, and 24.
    2. Teacher (M.Ed.), IT guru (MBA, this year); alcoholic, office worker, housewife, and waitress. Notice the trend?
    3. Texas (5), and Ireland (1).
    4. Ten grandchildren, ages 20 to about 1.5, I think.
    5. I'm the only gay in the family, we think.
    6. Don't measure your own success by the success of your kids.
    "The times I've been mistaken, it's impossible to say" - by the Moody Blues

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    well its quite obvious that pb was shagging women for at least 16 years, i wonder wot went wrong?

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    Twenty years, Jester. The only thing that went wrong is that I finally realized what they were missing in the way of urinary plumbing conveyances.

    Sometimes, a faucet is essential to modern living.

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    Sometimes, a faucet is essential to modern living.
    Only if you can control the flow, which you obviously can't! Six bloody kids!

    I have two. One 22 and the other 9. Both daughters.

    Don't see 'em anymore. Don't imagine I ever will. Don't care to, either!

    You are the most repugnant excuse of a human being I have come across on this forum...
    If the forum needed a colonic, marko is where the pipe would be inserted!
    On any forum in any country based on any subject, you will never find someone who is more stone raving bonkers than good old marko.

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    Got a nearly 5 year old girl (Katie), and number two will be whipped out on Friday 21st January, Woo Hoo, Not.

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    Got three... a girl (almost 6), and two boys (3½ years and 10 months ) :smile:
    Bloody Hell! It can't be that difficult!


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    I have 3 - ages 32,16, and 7 months. I'm like a friggin cicada. I breed every 16 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marko
    I have two. One 22 and the other 9. Both daughters.

    Don't see 'em anymore. Don't imagine I ever will. Don't care to, either!

    Is that because your a deadshit marko? Or is that just one of the reasons?

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    Stop being an a-hole!

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    I have two boys ages 20 and 15.

    ** 20 year old lives in Japan and shags too many of the local girls

    ** 15 year old lives in Seattle and is a Washington state junior basketball dynamo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper
    I have two boys ages 20 and 15.

    ** 20 year old lives in Japan and shags too many of the local girls

    ** 15 year old lives in Seattle and shags the Washington state junior basketball team.
    Like father like sons

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    Are you saying my thon might be a thenthitive fella. Are you thuggesting he mimicks dolphin or polar bear behavior I hope you're wrong POLECLEANER

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