The police officers in that station should be fired at the very minimum... fucking disgraceful!
Daniel Bedingfield claimed that his new album is what it would sound like if Sting, Stevie Wonder and Micheal Jackson were in a basement together - I haven't got the album so I'll have to imagine the sound of a blind bloke and a Geordie kicking the shit out of a pedophile.
Sergeant Plod, the bobby, said he was on duty during the night and the weather was unseasonably inclement for that time of year. He heard the sound of someone calling the police emergency hotline but he didn't check it out because the sound actually came from the direction of a police helmet on the desk. The helmet had never made any such noises before. 5 hours later the helmet was picked up and the police telephone was discovered, still ringing, underneath it. Sergeant Plod praised his helmet for being there to take the call.Sergeant Dumnern Insawat, the Sattahip police duty officer, said he was on duty during the night and the weather was bad with heavy rain, thunder and lightning. He heard the sound of a woman crying in front of the police station but he didnt check it out because the sound actually came from the direction of a famous spirit house nearby.
Take me down to the paranormal city where the girls are green and they have three titties...
Oh, won't you please take me home?