...MinofEd sets new testing standards: let's confuse the little bastards because we can...
Answer for sexual relief is football: NIETS chief
The Nation February 24, 2012 1:00 am
National Institute of Educational Testing Services (NIETS) director Dr Samphan Phanphrut yesterday defended questions included in the recent national test that have been widelycriticised.
"The panels that designed the questions had clear objectives," Samphan said, "but of course, we welcome all comments".
This year, the Ordinary National Educational Test (Onet) for Health Education subject for Mathayom 6 students has drawn criticism and ridicule after young people posted on Web sites questions many found strange.
One question was, "If you have a sexual urge, what should you do?" The available alternatives were: a) Ask friends if you can play football together; b) Consult family members; c) Try to sleep; d) Go out with a friend of the opposite sex; or e) Invite a close friend to watch a movie together.
Critics pointed out that both "a" and "b" could be taken as correct answers for boys; furthermore, in the case of most girls, "a" would be a strange option, and therefore not a viable choice.
However, Samphan yesterday said "a" was the correct answer.
He explained this question was intended to check whether the students understood the nature of sexual desire and how to control or respond to it.
"This question is a part of the content about sex education and family life," Samphan said.
He added that the question about "transvestic behaviour" - which also drew flak - was intended to test the memory of students because the term had been defined in their textbooks.
"In response to the criticism, I have invited the questiondesign panel for the Health Education subject to provide an explanation," Samphan said.
He explained NIETS had designed the questions for Onet in line with the curriculum of the Office of Basic Education Commission (Obec) and in response to indicators highlighted by Obec.
"Based on what is provided by Obec, our invited specialists have developed test blue prints and item specifications," Samphan said.
He said schoolteachers, school directors, chiefs of academic subjects at schools were recruited for workshops where they could improve the test blueprint and specific items.
"Obec teachers have taken part in the designing of the tests in all subjects," Samphan said.
He pointed out that Obec chose question designers from its pool of teachers and they came from various regions.
"After the teachers design the questions, university lecturers with expertise in those subjects then step in as speakers to advise and screen the questions," Samphan said. "After that, testdesign and screening committees for each subject will work out the final sets of questions for the tests".
A total of 397,177 students sat the ONet tests last weekend. Mathayom 6 students take the tests seriously because their scores are a factor in the universityadmission system.
...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...
You are a little bit drunk and walking along that dark bit of Suk near Robinsons just west of Asok. A klatsch of katoeys begins bumping you and running their hands around your chest and groin area. You should:
a) think of Queen Victoria thinking of England and deflate that chubby as quickly as you can
b) ask them if they'd like a game of footie some time
c) start yelling for help in Thai
d) remember that your cash and wallet are safe in a buttoned pocket, laugh and push them away, then ask for your cigarets back
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his _________ depends upon his not understanding it!"
On what planet would (a) be the correct answer?One question was, "If you have a sexual urge, what should you do?" The available alternatives were: a) ask friends if you can play football together; b) Consult family members; c) Try to sleep; d) Go out with a friend of the opposite sex; or e) Invite a close friend to watch a movie together.
Shirley they can't be serious?
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But what do I do if my friends:
a) are already on four yellow cards with an important European game comng up next week.
b) are suffering from 'groin strain'
c) are suspended
d) have been told by their manager not to go out until their next court appearance.
The original correct answer, a)Extort some money from someone weaker than you, then pay someone poorer than you for sex. (If there is no one weaker or poorer than you, you're already fucked!), was considered likely to offend teachers' children, policemen's children and just about everyone at the MoE.
It was also pointed out that with the number of soapies controlled by the army and army-connected people, it wouldn't be ethical to promote freelancing. That plus the possibility that test-makers could be charged with LM and disappeared rather easily, convinced the gathered ajarns to change to the, admittedly less reflective of Thai culture, answer given in the article.
^ It's Gollum! Answer a) Eat raw fish, juicy sweet.
"Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much !"
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