I used to get thrown out of dance halls for doing the jitterbug with the yanks that came over from Burtonwood. We didn't need drugs! Just chewing gum and nylons.
"Take this, brother; may it serve you well."
TC, if we ripped our nylons then had to use Bisto gravy browning on our legs and then draw a 'seam' with mascara down the back of our legs.
Oh, great days. Better than a line of charlie off a Soho toilet.
".Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as 'brain dead idiots'. That goes for me as well. ".
Secretary of the Football Supporters Association.