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    you hear going to shopping; to going shopping; and you can't remember if it's right or wrong, or why we should give a stuff about it anyway.
    Start to ignore anything complicated and problematic. It will eventually come right.

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    time for the next cuppa.

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    the answer to the secret of the universe is the secret itself

    and the secret is.........................................it isn't there

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    you wave at policemen as you they try to pull you over ( and you keep riding on )

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    the police know you so well they don't pull you over any more

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    You direct debit to their accounts

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    and deliver payments via motosai guy and karaoke girl

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    You know the names of all the soi dogs
    Miles and miles to go before I sleep...

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    The soi dogs know you and think you are part of the tribe

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    When you use an A4 pad or a newspaper to shield you from the sun
    When you use your skytrain ticket to cover your mouth when using your mobile

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    When you use your skytrain ticket to cover your mouth when using your mobile
    Yeah why do they do that

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    It either amplifies the voice or to stop people lip-reading

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    You close your eyes and point to a map and say "that's where I want to go"

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    you dig in your nose with your finger but hide the toothpick behind your hand while cleaning your teeth

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    You think 7:30am is sleeping in.
    Too long in Exile, too long not singing my song.
    Too long like a rolling stone, Too long in exile
    Too long in Exile, baby you just arent my friend.
    Too long in Exile my friend, Baby you can never go home again.

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    You wipe the dried snot off your finger under the table

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