when you belive that a sweet thai girl poster is really a tattoed loan shark from the Gold Coast Australia
actually bum holes are much tighter and several degrees warmer
You think the water is warmer but realize it's not the water that makes it warmer.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
...you realise that it's the foreign admin that are the problem.
You fly back home for good only to realize you just flew away for home
.....If you do not touch people on the head and don't point your feet at people.
You know you're in Thailand too long if....
You overstay your visa by several months and try to fly out with no money and end up in detention like my cousin did.....
^ would that be too long in Thailand or not enough time in the west to wizen up ?
^ In my cousin's case I think it's both.
they give him a little spell from the Kingdom ?
My uncle, who'd helped before quite a few times, kept saying, "no."
I think that's.....when someone has been in Thailand too long - they've lost common sense because of their own stupidity.