TPBM hates laptop computers ssm.
"The Brazilians aren't as good as they used to be, or as they are now."
tpbm is engrossed in a good book...
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True. I think I'll go read soon
TPBM hasn't shaved for a week
False -8 days
TPBM thinks that they are either the best teacher in the world or they are a weirdo who likes hanging around with kids for next to nothing pay!
tpbm is going back to bed to rerax...
Nope, I'm going to squit out actually. That damn Archa beer.
TPBM also enjoys a good squit.
Is there a bad one?
TPBM wears imported hair
The person below me worries about losing his/her hair
False...too late for that...
tpbm loves curried sausages...
Love is a bit of a strong word.. they are damn good though
TPBM has no problem going several weeks in a row without western food
TPBM could also east a proper chili dog right now.
true..the waistline doesn't like it though...
tpbm can date 2 people at once...
False, I'm too old for such excitement and can't stand condoms.
TPBM also thinks that condoms are boring.
Very true. However, one bout of the clap has forced me to comprimise my position on wearing condoms
TPBM has experienced the awful unpleasentness of the clap
TPBM enjoys a bit of classical music to relax to, same-same me...
There are few problems in life that cannot be solved with toast.
One of them, however, is opening a can of corned beef with that stupid key. This cannot easily be done at the best of times, and toast is of surprisingly little use in resolving the issue.