Flaming Thread ( Clean )

[columbia]

Clean

Last warning

I try mate. Believe me I try. I start off intending to type something like " re_fuses's Thai language skills are rather inadequate" and it comes out like this:


re_fuse? Hardly a fucking apt name is it? The way I hear it you didn't refuse anything in the showers at Leavenworth prison in Kansas. Those hispanic gang members didn't even have to hold a shank to your throat. You gave it up gladly. Or is it because you refuse to admit you're a raving bender? Or possibly due to the fact that you refuse to wash your cock ever. Your missus told me it stank like a wino's corpse with a 2 year old haddock strapped to his arse. Well at least that's what I thought she said between all the "Oh Columbia!!! You're the best daddy.......the motherfucking best!!!!!!!!"


I swear my keyboard's got Tourettes syndrome. Wanking mum slut!!!!! Cunt!!!!!!! Arse rimming nonce!!!!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grasshopper]

fuckn poikey^
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Thought it was supposed to be at least 10 lines, chaps, hence my voluble insult of my friend, Grasshopper.

be fcked - who says we have to have rules slagging each other off


have a word with yourself Tich

[re_fuse]

You Guys would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle

thats why I herby declare the 10 line nul and void and enact the 2 line amendment to be known as the retards act.

[columbia]

You dream about being strawberry picking, old Ford Transit engine dumping, horse brass polishing. drive tarmaccing pikey scum grassy. It's unobtainable for one such as yourself you delusional old twat. About the only thing you've got in common is you're prison dregs but at least pikeys wouldn't give their arses up as easily as you gave your puckered old ring to some Nigerian scamster.
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You Guys would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle

Yes you used that line in the OP and it wasn't funny then you banal twat.

I reckon your mum must have had morning sickness something chronic when she was carrying you and took Thalidomide by the fucking bucketful. It's the only explanation for producing something so mindnumbingly pointless and spazzy such as yourself.

[DunceCap]

take a shower to get some of that off you.

[re_fuse]

You're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome-deficient, uber-impotent, rat-faced tard-popsicle. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. If you're average looking, I'm Brad Pitt. Your face should be sued for attempting to impersonate a human, you freakish gargoyle. You're the typical left-wing, know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart bungling bum who thinks the world owes you a living. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. How come you're so tall? Did your mother mate with a giraffe? You scrawny-assed, anorexic African famine victim; if you had dreads, I'd grab you by your ankles and use you to mop the floor. You couldn't get a job cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's piss. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.

[greenleaf]

git yerself edumacated then dikhed!

[re_fuse]

Yuk! What a putrid waste of a vagina you are, you humped-back, club-footed, lollipoop lickin' loser. Married, eh? Since when did brother and sister marriages become legal? The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Stop bullshitting about your height. A fucking circus dwarf is not 'average.' Lying won't get you on the good rides in Disney. If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling fuck. Do you get a clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are. Why don't you stop gyrating that gaping misplaced asshole of a mouth on your face for a fucking minute so I can see what the fuck a gibbering witless gimp actually looks like?

[greenleaf]

and stop editing yer posts ya insecure wino

[re_fuse]

It wasn't me I was no where near it ,nobody seen any thing ,can't prove a thing

refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?
Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. No, come to think of it, you would.
Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.

[greenleaf]

I guess you learned to cut and paste at school ya unoriginal excuse for a photocopier...

[re_fuse]

Random Insult Generators ::: Insults

[greenleaf]

I thought as much. Look hard enough and you might find a personality.

[re_fuse]

why not found yours there

[greenleaf]

mmmm original thoughts come from within, why don't you go look for some in the toilet bowl.