Flaming Thread ( Clean )

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Rules Write at least 2 lines insulting the previous poster.

No swearing



Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?
You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.
In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!

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Have a go ya mugs

[jimbo]

If I have to look in your dogmatic eyes one more time I might spew.
Why don't you take your Ozzie rear end into the outback and join the natives?
Maybe they'll elect you head ball sniffer.
When I saw your pic the first time at OMC, I thought there had to have been a mental institution nearby and it was "take a trip day," for the loonies.
10 lines? I don't take orders from you pal.
so
there
it
is.
What you got?

[SimonD]

What worries us most of all is that you'd score an even lower score than Forrest Gump in an IQ test. We're talking about less intellectual capability than a single-celled organism here. It is truly amazing that anything quite so primitive can have actually have survived more than a few tenths of a second before expiring given the tininess of the brain. We have read scientific journals discussing at great length the improbability of such a creature as yourself even being able to be created by nature and all the published papers dismissed you as something that would not even have been able to exist in the primeval soup at the beginning of the possibility of life developing on earth.

Congratulations, you are the least sustainable form of life ever known to science, for which we are actually very thankful.

[LoveBucket]

only a dog faced australian control freak would tell us how many lines you need to insult somebody.. 50 million sperm and you were the fastest?

[esoteric1]

only a dog faced australian control freak would tell us how many lines you need to insult somebody.. 50 million sperm and you were the fastest?

I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. Nah, of course you would.

Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.

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Ten Thousand Comedians out of work and you lot are trying to be funny

[esoteric1]

hey! that's not 10 lines!

Ten Thousand Comedians out of work and you lot are trying to be
funny

Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.

In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?

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Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.
Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. No, come to think of it, you would.
In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!

[esoteric1]

Hey are you cheating??

[re_fuse]

Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. No, come to think of it, you would.
In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

[esoteric1]

You peckerheaded, baboon-humping, crotch-slurping, cunt-guzzling, pimple-nibbling, cunt-brained bobblehead!

You are a precociously licentious sloven and a wearisome, soul-destroying manifestation of contraceptive personality.

You are an unequivocally gluttonous harpy and a grotesque, buttock-rimming display of indecency.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts backs so you'll have to find a new face.

Thou goatish fen-sucked giglet!

Thou spongy tickle-brained skainsmate!

You are a wickedly ill-bred reprobate and a vapid, odiously suffocating paragon of pusillanimous puerility.

You are a dreadfully insufferable cretin and a maladjusted, maliciously malodorous diaphanous drivel from a doddering dullard.

You are an unconscionably repulsive menace and a nefarious, halitosis-infested presumptious perjorative prattler.

Thou paunchy clapper-clawed miscreant!

[re_fuse]

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
I don't know what makes you such a worthless poster, but it really works! You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character. Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Who am I kidding? You would.
In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

[WilliamBlake]

Hey are you cheating??

As Abba Eban once aptly said: "Yes. Yes he is."

[re_fuse]

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. Who am I kidding? You would.
In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.