grasshopper

Pulp Sausage

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esoteric1

I love the smell of sausage in the morning.

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"Rhetoric is the art of ruling the minds of men." ~ Plato

Mugo

How do I sausage thee?
Let me count the ways.

WilliamBlake

"Some men are born sausages, some achieve sausages, and some have sausages thrust upon them."

"No greater love hath any man than that he should lay down his sausage for his friends."

"The lady is not for sausaging." ~Margaret Thatcher

"Some day when the boys are down and out, tell 'em to win just one, for the sausage." ~George Gipp

"It's good to be the sausage!" ~Mel Brooks

"With this sausage I thee wed."

"Saturday night's all right for sausage, get a little action in." ~Elton John

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Nickyboy

Employment contract:

..hereafter will be referred to as the sausage.'

pumpuiyai

Dead man's sausage
Will you still sausage me tomorrow?
Sausaging up is hard to do
Judy's turn to sausage

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Piece Train

Mein Sausage, by Adolf Hitler
"Israel should be sausaged," the President of Iran.
In Sausage We Trust, The American Dollar
Tony Sausage, former PM to Great Britain

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DunceCap

"The Hunt For Red Sausage" Tom Clancy

"Of Mice And Sausages" John Steinbeck

A Few Good Men:

"I want the sausage!"

"You can't handle the sausage, because somewhere deep down inside in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that sausage. You need me on that sausage."


Tombstone:

"You tell 'em I'm coming, and the sausage is coming with me!"


Insurance:

You're in good hands with sausage.......allstate
So easy a sausage could do it.............Gieco
You're better off under the sausage.....travellers

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WilliamBlake

Under the sausage
Out of the sun
Under the sausage
We'll be havin' some fun
Under the sausage
People walkin' above
Under the sausage
We'll be fallin' in love
Under the sausage-
Sausage.

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DunceCap

^almost did that one

Teenage Mutant Ninja Sausages

The Sausage Machine

Sausage Harbor

"White Sausages can't jump."

Saturday Night Sausage

The Summer of Sausage

Les Sausages

The Man In The Iron Sausage

The Shawshank Sausage

Bands:

Def Sausage, Led Sausage, The Sausage, Blink Sausage, Sausaggica, Black Sausage, Guns -n- Sausages

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WilliamBlake

For the arty set: (like they'd be on this site!)

Summer of the 17th Sausage

A Streetcar Named Sausage

Sunday In The Sausage With George

The Sausage Menagerie

Chick Flicks:

Sausage In Seattle

How To Make An American Sausage

While You Were Sausaging

You've Got Sausage

Romy & Michelle's High School Sausage

The Sweetest Sausage

Charlie's Sausages

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DunceCap

like it!

children's stories/books:

The little sausage that could

Good Night Sausage

Where the Wild Sausages Are

Fun With Sausage and Jane

Curious Sausage

Danny and the Sausage

Little Sausage

Goldie Locks and the Three Sausages

Little Red Riding Sausage

The Three Little Sausages

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howdooski

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Chili

Sausage Wars

Die Sausage

Sausage Redemption

The Chronicles of Sausage

The sausage and the furious.

Sausage History X

Willy Wonka and the Sausage Factory

10000 sausages to Graceland

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