This is based on an email I received a few years back that had me in stitches. Give a new (and humorous if possible) definition to any existing word in the English language. Alternatively, make minor changes/additions to an existing word then state it's definition.
Flatulence (noun) - the vehicle that comes to collect you after being run over by a steamroller.
Pokemon (noun) - A Jamaican proctologist
Foreploy (noun) - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Seeing as this has taken off so magnificently, I thought I'd add one myself:
Canopy (noun) - Freshly tinned urine
Last edited by Yoshitaro2.1; 14th January 2009 at 18:04. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
I think this has potential.
Here's my first attempt.
Nuneaton - What a bad chef will see when the plates come back to the kitchen.
Autipsy (noun) - cutting up a cadaver while slightly drunk
Clamber - The rough edge on a shell.
Oyster (noun) - a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Example - not a lot left.
Shufflebored: Walking around the deck on a tedious cruise.
This space for rent.
entremanureship---when someone is trying to sell you a load of s**t...
Confederate Sympathizer and Southern Gentleman
I used to have a book of definitions like this. I remember a couple, but only one now -
Essoasso - someone who cuts through a gas station to avoid waiting at a red light.
A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of others
When yer balls are banging against her bum, you're in definitely.
Microbescope - germs go from strength to strength, depsite the current economic climate.
Telecast - The sport of fly-fishing using only TVs as bait.
bumblebee: to mispell a word at a crucial moment in a spelling contest.
hippocrit: one who reviews hippotami.
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