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    Definitions

    This is based on an email I received a few years back that had me in stitches. Give a new (and humorous if possible) definition to any existing word in the English language. Alternatively, make minor changes/additions to an existing word then state it's definition.

    E.g.
    Flatulence (noun) - the vehicle that comes to collect you after being run over by a steamroller.
    Pokemon (noun) - A Jamaican proctologist
    Foreploy (noun) - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    Seeing as this has taken off so magnificently, I thought I'd add one myself:

    Canopy (noun) - Freshly tinned urine
    Last edited by Yoshitaro2.1; 14th January 2009 at 18:04. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Re: Definitions

    I think this has potential.
    Here's my first attempt.

    Nuneaton - What a bad chef will see when the plates come back to the kitchen.

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    Re: Definitions

    Autipsy (noun) - cutting up a cadaver while slightly drunk

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    Clamber - The rough edge on a shell.

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    Re: Definitions

    Oyster (noun) - a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

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    Re: Definitions

    Example - not a lot left.

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    Shufflebored: Walking around the deck on a tedious cruise.
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    Re: Definitions

    entremanureship---when someone is trying to sell you a load of s**t...
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    Re: Definitions

    I used to have a book of definitions like this. I remember a couple, but only one now -

    Essoasso - someone who cuts through a gas station to avoid waiting at a red light.

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    Re: Definitions

    loser :
    A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of others

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    Re: Definitions

    Indefinitely.

    When yer balls are banging against her bum, you're in definitely.

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    Microbescope - germs go from strength to strength, depsite the current economic climate.

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    Telecast - The sport of fly-fishing using only TVs as bait.

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    bumblebee: to mispell a word at a crucial moment in a spelling contest.

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    Re: Definitions

    hippocrit: one who reviews hippotami.


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