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    Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    I was just reading my Bible last night and realized that the Lord had led me to read the following verses:

    "Strangers are attacking me;
    ruthless men seek my life-
    men without regard for God. Selah

    ...

    Let evil recoil on those who slander me;
    in your faithfulness destroy them.

    ...

    For he has delivered me from all my troubles,
    and my eyes have looked in triumph on my foes."

    (from Psalm 54)

    So what Bible verses applied to you today?
    Illegal aliens will make you pay...legal aliens can get you paid.

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    don't know any.

    toss a few out and i'll pick.
    "vast and black. the thing that was poised, like a crow over the moon. round and smooth. cannon balls. things that have fallen from the sky to this earth. our slippery brains. things like cannon balls have fallen, in storms, upon this earth. like cannon balls are things that, in storms, have fallen to this earth. showers of blood. showers of blood. showers of blood. " c.f.

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    Well I stand up nex to a mountain, and I chop it down with the ledge of my hand - from the Jimi Hendrix bible.
    If I could do it all over again, I'd do it all over you.

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Hales View Post
    don't know any.

    toss a few out and i'll pick.
    It's your thread too, but I'll try a couple today from my booklet guide...

    "The Lord reigns, he is robed in majesty;
    the Lord is robed in majesty
    and is armed with strength."

    Psalm 93

    ...

    "But when the kindness and love of God our Savior appeared, he saved us, not because of righteous things we had done, but because of his mercy."

    Titus 3, verses 4 & 5 (partial)

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    I don't read fiction so I can't help you. But hey, if it rocks your boat, go for it.

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    These are quotes from the first verse in my bible:

    Isn't it enough to see a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
    Douglas Adams


    The Christian God is a being of terrific character--cruel, vindictive, capricious and unjust.
    Thomas Jefferson

    The great unmentionable evil at the center of our culture is monotheism.
    Gore Vidal

    The idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems even naive.
    Al Einsein

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    PT never ceases to amaze...or rather confound.
    "If you're not interested in changing where you work (and thus the student population, obviously) then a) your success at applying various and sundry teaching techniques is unlikely to have anything to do with how effective they are in general, and b) your sweeping generalizations about Thai students serve no purpose but to fuel your inertia and your feeling of being an 'insider'. Sadly (for you) few who read your sweeping generalizations will perceive it that way, but hey if it makes you feel good, knock yourself out." -zeusdogg

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by vidal View Post
    The great unmentionable evil at the center of our culture is monotheism.
    Gore Vidal
    TBH, the word "evil" here could be bothersome here. What is evil? It's an argumentatively vague word that can blanket a number of people's ideas of evil--a bit of a low blow.
    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew View Post
    PT never ceases to amaze...or rather confound.
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    I don't read fiction so I can't help you.
    The bible is fiction but we can't write it off completely.

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    Surrender to the rhythm! Listening to the song at the moment, great advice!

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by Piece Train View Post
    I was just reading my Bible last night
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    and realized that the Lord had led me to read the following verses:
    Paranoid Schizophrenia. Yea verrily, 'tis a bitch.

    "Strangers are attacking me;
    ruthless men seek my life-
    men without regard for God. Selah
    Unless you, yourself, are Selah, this has no relevance to your inner life, and therefore you have no right to ride on the coat-tails of it, nor bother others with your interpretation.

    If this is not a joke (and even if it is) grow a pair of balls, face up to your life, and, most importantly of all.........

    FUCK OFF.
    I married two separate women to save them from poverty - which was big o' me.

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    It's a pathetic piece train troll.

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    Do unto others then split before they undo you

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    It's not Benny, crew, I know PT. I've got his number in my mobile.

    I could probably find him and slap the back of his head within 90 minutes of this posting.


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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    "Do not have any other gods before me."

    I say that to the missus and daughter often.

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    Re: Bible Verses that Apply to You Today Thread - Be Forgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Harry View Post
    from the Jimi Hendrix bible.

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