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    The Greatest Story Ever Told

    The Conquest of Mexico. Or maybe The Disappearance of Rob White. Anything but The Bible.
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    The stories we all tell ourselves.

    These are the greatest that can be got.
    “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

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    Mein Kampf ... posted for, but not by, Larkinny

    ---Update---

    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger View Post
    The Disappearance of Rob White
    I sure hope I wasn't responsible for this. I blacked out ... and then he was ... gone.

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    How Audie Murphy won the Second World War single handed.
    'Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media,
    which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortesque Smythe Brown View Post
    How Audie Murphy won the Second World War single handed.
    Well, yeah. I mean, he went to hell and back, no?
    Frederick Douglass: Find out just what any people will quietly submit to
    and you have found out the exact measure of injustice
    and wrong which will be imposed upon them, and these
    will continue till they are resisted with either
    words or blows, or with both.

    Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn;
    “Don’t believe them, don’t fear them, don’t ask
    anything of them.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Mandude View Post
    I sure hope I wasn't responsible for this. I blacked out ... and then he was ... gone.
    (Adds Guy's name to the list of possible suspects)
    "Take this, brother; may it serve you well."

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    Back on topic ...

    the greatest story has to be ... '1066 and All That'

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    i'm gonna make a sandwich
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    Speaking of Greatest Stories, I watched this this afternoon. Ricky Gervais and the story of Noah's Ark.

    Friggin' hilarious!

    Ricky Gervais on Noah's Ark - YouTube
    4 more years!

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    You'd think with a nick like 'kingdomcome' there'd be something a more splendid tale that Ricky Gervais.

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    Sorry to poo-poo on your thread...but you know how much I enjoy da poo-poo...


    I hate these greatest questions when the subject matter is subjective...there can be no answer...


    If you believe that reality is perception then everything is subjective...so the greatest anything is a personal choice...it's better to phrase your question with that in mind...something like 'which is the greatest story you've ever heard'?


    That's much more accurate...and comes off less judgmental...
    "You really want to save the planet?...the next time you see a hybrid car with a childseat... smash the window, remove the childseat and replace it with a box of condoms..." Doug Stanhope
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    To think a negative comment from you would have the power to poo poo a thread is little huhu-like don't you think? If the theme didn't enlist a subjective answer there would only be one reply, if any.


    Mary Shelley's Frankenstein was a pretty good story. So was My Weightloss Journey. The author's name escapes me.

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    Beowolf? Tristan and Isolde? Aesop's fables?

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    steinbeck, grapes of wrath , or tortilla flats

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    Damn, Grapes is a great story!

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