Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies
My cup runneth over
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life
And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
...what other parts of ANY religious book can you say apply to hanging out in a pub for an evening??
...how can you read these verses...should they be taken literally or figuratively?
Service(s) on a Saturday night...
Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano, keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?
I think this is possibly worse than your "Shiite" thread.
The need to be right is the sign of a vulgar mind.
Albert Camus
Love believeth all things
Love hopeth all things...
For if I speak in the tongues of men and of angels,
But have not love...
I am a resounding gong.
Faith, hope and love...but the greatest of these is Love.
(didn't need to open the Book for that) hehe
Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano, keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?
Our beer which art lies in barrels please don't run out.
BARMEN
(and forgive us our spillages as we forgive thos who spillage agains us ...And lead us not into poofy wine tasting)
Atheist = Marry Jane
Catlicker = Beer and Boys
Jew = Wine and mass murder
Islam = A whole lot of virgins
Buddhist = All of the above failing and having to try over again!
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
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