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    Shapeshifting...

    Shapeshifting is a phenomena that can be traced back to ancient times. Presently it is no longer the exclusive domain of shamans or healers, but an ability that anyone, with perserverance and intense practice, can be able to do themselves.

    I've been practicing shapeshifting--not energy shifting, but physical shifting. I have on a number of occasions shifted my present form into a puma: wild, cunning, and sexually potent. The evening I first did so was on 15th December, 1987--exactly eight years ago to the day. My girlfriend at the time was witness to this so she was able to give an account of what took place. Needless to say it was my girlfriend's first sexual experience with a wild cat of the jungle.

    My goal now: to be able to shapeshift into a political figure in order to overthrow the elite and secretive illuminati group that has been controlling world events (from elections to wars to terrorist plots, etc) since the time of the Phonecians first landing on English shores.

    What I want to know is: which one of you has ever shapeshifted before, and also: who wants to join forces with me to assist in bringing down the vile forces-that-be?

    Join the P.U.M.A. Force

    P.U.M.A.=People United to Manifest Ascendancy!!!!
    "All phenomena are approximations one way or the other between realness and unrealness." --Charles Fort

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    I sharpshitted once. It was pretty painful. I think that I ate a whole sack of peanuts which caused it.

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    Bizarrely, there is a whole forum for people like you t_ferguson:

    Silly website here
    Excuse me for not taking this seriously .....

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    not sure that's what the good mr.ferg was on about, fascinating nonetheless.

    i read an interview by a lady who's husband used to be a groundskeeper at some stately home owned by the british government. she claimed that many top politicians of the 70s and 80s attended 'functions' there that could be percieved as 'rituals' or 'black masses'.

    she claimed to have seen ted heath shape-shift into a reptile amongst others.

    human/reptile hybrids are recorded in every history of every human civilisation.

    fergy, i relish your ability. particularly the sexually potent bit. but i don't think i'd be able to shape-shift at will. wouldn't mind being some kind of cricket. or maybe a parakeet.

    good luck with the revolution thingy, not sure i can help but behind you all the way!

    :chug:

    "...ever wonder why they kill the weak ones, baby?"

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    Defender, I think you've missed the point. Perhaps you are too 'defensive'?

    Contrarian--your name says it all. Next time don't resist nature's call until the last minute.

    Also keep in mind the call that I'm sending forth to you--!!

    Unwell, I am well-aquainted with the story you related above. In fact, I've met the cousin of the woman in question who told me more about what happened during those rituals. Very similar to what goes on at Bohemian Grove in Northern California.

    P.U.M.A. thanks you.
    "All phenomena are approximations one way or the other between realness and unrealness." --Charles Fort

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    Quote Originally Posted by someone
    Defender, I think you've missed the point. Perhaps you are too 'defensive'?
    You mean there was a point? I just thought it was a lot of nonsense
    Excuse me for not taking this seriously .....

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    ...what goes on at Bohemian Grove in Northern California.
    i'm also familiar with the activities reported to have taken place there.

    defender my good fellow, what was nonsensical about the good poster ferguson's o.p.?


    "...ever wonder why they kill the weak ones, baby?"

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    Where's me tinfoil 'at.
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    faries and shapeshifting, t. fergy, that's quite a repetoir of supernatural occurances! You're one lucky devil. One of the reasons i want to go to Brazil is to try to get involved in Candoble and see some serious strange stuff! Any tips for those of us looking for glimpses of the extraordinary?

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    Sorry to have trivialised what is clearly a very serious issue!

    Having extended my research to websites such as these:

    http://www.deeptrancenow.com/shapeshifting.htm

    and

    http://www.wicca.com/celtic/wyldkat/anmlshft.htm

    I find myself repeatedly returning to my initial conclusion

    she claimed to have seen ted heath shape-shift into a reptile amongst others
    ......quite.

    Mr. Feguson may the force be with you
    Excuse me for not taking this seriously .....

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    "The force" is with you as well, Defender...that's the message I want to get across through P.U.M.A.

    It's true that I've had some VERY amazing things happen to me. When you're in thr right 'force field' synchronous events 'just happen'...like magic.

    Any tips for those of us looking for glimpses of the extraordinary?
    Not to sound trite but the extraordinary is happening all around you at this, and every, moment. It's just that people rarely notice this. How can we? We are deceived at every turn, narcotized by diversions (TV, sports, drugs, alcohol, shopping, political causes, religion, et al), and generally brainwashed into thinking we aren't already experiencing the extraordinary. It takes brave men and women to breakout of the socially-conditioned fetters that have oppressed us since birth. Nothing is worse than being a sheep.

    i want to go to Brazil is to try to get involved in Candoble
    Why go to Brazil and join Canboble? You can perform your own booty-shakin' dance to the god of your choice (or none at all!).

    Thanks Defender for the links.

    I find myself repeatedly returning to my initial conclusion
    See my above reply to theent01.

    Thanks and spread the word about P.U.M.A.
    "All phenomena are approximations one way or the other between realness and unrealness." --Charles Fort

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    Hard to know what to make of all this.





    If anything.

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    I think the message is Matthew that by "shapeshifting" you can make anything of anything or something (hope I'm not trivialising again!)
    Excuse me for not taking this seriously .....

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    Black eye taking the pee methinks wrote The evening I first did so was on 15th December, 1987--exactly eight years ago to the day.

    Obviously math is not a strong point of yours.

    So what kind of intense practice is needed? How do I get started?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enjoy
    So what kind of intence practice is needed? How do I get started?

    Intence speling practize is kneeded.

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