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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by defender
    Been there a million times dude. Never been groped unless I wanted to be and I never take the wife
    I first went there one night about 2 years ago when it was full of gorgeous BGs with legs that went all the way up. One of the reasons I went there this time was because the wife liked the look of the place (not a BG in sight). Anyway they fronted just as the footy started. This (ugly) bitch put her hand right on my crotch and then slowly worked it down my thigh. I pulled her hand away but too late Ethel, the wife had already seen it. I didn't see anybody else groped I think it was as you say I had my wife with me. However mate I have been to heaps of bars on Sukhimvit with my wife and never had that sort of shite. The atmosphere was as flat as a bloody morgue too. There are plenty of other bars and Gullivers is always a safe bet I reckon.

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiling
    put her hand right on my crotch and then slowly worked it down my thigh.
    Isn't it meant to be the other way round? Must have been a trainee.....
    Or would you like to swing on a star?

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by blackjack
    Isn't it meant to be the other way round? Must have been a trainee.....
    Perhaps she was new. Seems likely. The crowd in the place were extremely corporate. They certainly didn't seem to be the type that would visit here anyway. I wish I could remember what Robin Williams said in Good Morning Vietnam about dudes being up themselves.

    Name and shame time. A couple of years ago when I was wild and single I went to a bar off Sukhimvit called the Wild ............... They should be done for using the world WILD, mate it was extremely wild. This poor naive guy (me) was sitting down having a drink and ended up getting groped by not one, not two but...and all at the same time. Hey I definitely didn't care, although I was surprised and I will say no more... Don't worry I am not a prude but having it done in front of your missus when you are trying to watch the footy...nah.

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Going off topic...



    Hands up how many of you like the new Wallabby jersey?



    Only one?

    Thank you blackjack, you can put hand down now. Never thought you'd be one to like men with boobs, but whatever turns you on. At least you're not alone in that, here's what some others had to say...
    "It feels real nice too" said a Wallaby back-rower, who wished to remain anonymous. "Whenever I'm feeling bored during a game I can just cop a quick feel to give me that needed lift".

    The players have also noticed another advantage which they discovered during some warm-up games the Wallaby squad were having.

    "When you run right at the defence you usually have to protect the ball from being ripped when going into contact, but this jersey makes it all so easy" centre Stirling Meatlocker explained to a rapt press conference. "They've all got their eyes glued to your tits, so you just bust right through the defence before they remember what they're there for."

    But prop Matt Dumpling wasn't sure. "I don't see what the fuss is about" he said. "I've known about this effect for years and never needed a special jersey for it."

    Others have rubbished the jersey, saying that it goes against the true Green 'n Gold tradition. "It makes all our blokes look like a bloody load of tits!" complained a frustrated John Squeals.

    However former All Black great Pinetree Meads disagreed. "They've always looked like a mob of tits to us, so I reckon it won't affect things much in the Bledisloe" he said.

    Matt Gateaux likes the new jersey too. "It's amazing how many fans try to push a few bucks down your front when you're signing autographs after the game" he said. "As long as you steer well clear of all the pervos and pooftahs and keep your back to the wall you're fine" he added as clarification.


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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    What rugby nation country...located 2000 kms west of New Zealand...wears a test jersey with the national emblem of New Zealand on it?
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    Clue: the national emblem of New Zealand is a KIWI. There are 3 on the centre of the chest.
    Last edited by kiwiling; 25th August 2007 at 17:33. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by Plan B
    Never thought you'd be one to like men with boobs
    I like you don't I mate?

    Just an update on the televising of the WC, it seems from the latest ads that it will be televised on Star Sports after all.

    Watch this space though, the way UBC operate it'll probably end up being shown on HBO...

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    What do you think of the Kiwi emblem BJ?

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiling
    What do you think of the Kiwi emblem BJ?
    I think it's terrific, and I like the tits too. An all round winner that jersey (although it could do with a Springbok or two, an English rose and one of those French chooks as well).

    Just received my September UBC guide today, looks like the WC games will be shown on both Star Sports and UBC. They'll be shown live and replayed the next day and during the week, and the first game (France v Argentina, should be a goody) will be at 2am Saturday morning Thai time, September the 8th.

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by blackjack
    France v Argentina, should be a goody
    defo gonna be a cracker to start with!!

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by blackjack
    first game (France v Argentina, should be a goody) will be at 2am Saturday morning
    Oh no!!! Are they playing late games for the Southern Hemisphere audience?

    Quote Originally Posted by blackjack
    I think it's terrific,
    Mate can you imagine the All Blacks wearing a jersey with a Kangaroo, Kookaburra or anything else strange from your world on it... Ours are made in Germany but you wouldn't know it.

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiling
    Oh no!!! Are they playing late games for the Southern Hemisphere audience?
    Most of the live games seem to be at about 6pm to 12pm Thai time, so it's a pretty good result for us.



    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiling
    Mate can you imagine the All Blacks wearing a jersey with a Kangaroo, Kookaburra or anything else strange from your world on it
    You guys should lighten up a little, the All Black jersey would look much classier with a big wallaby slapped on the front of it.



    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiling
    Ours are made in Germany but you wouldn't know it.
    Well apart from those little swastikas on the shoulders.....

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by blackjack
    You guys should lighten up a little, the All Black jersey would look much classier with a big wallaby slapped on the front of it.
    One of my best teachers was a Christian Brother (no he wasn't a bugger) from Oz. He coached us at rugby, but he was a league man. He used to say football wasn't a game it was a beezneess. He was one of the best coaches I ever had...and to prove the point one day the Kangaroos came over for a test (which they duly won but anyway...) out of the blue my heroes from Oz were training at our school ground...bloody amazing. The TV cameras were there and lo and behold they interview the great Johnny Raper. He said it was a privilege to come to our school to meet up with the best coach he ever had...and who first put football in his hand...the very same man who was coaching my team.

    My point is that rugby isn't a way of life, religion or anything like that in NZ...it is 100 times more serious than that. That smart arse George Gregan better hope he isn't on the field in France... after saying 4 years ago...4 more years boys. The ABs will kill him...literally.

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiling
    That smart arse George Gregan better hope he isn't on the field in France.
    He may beg to differ mate (I'm sorry but I don't think he's scared!).



    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiling
    The ABs will kill him...literally.
    They'll get ten minutes in the bin if they do.

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    Quote Originally Posted by blackjack
    They'll get ten minutes in the bin if they do.
    Whatever happens brother one thing is for sure..the All Blacks will be the No 1 team in the International Rankings the morning after the Final...whether they win, lose or draw...sort of sobering isn't it?

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    Re: Rugby World Cup On Telly

    ^even if they choke again?

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