Why do Brits Suck at Sports?

**kingdomcome** · 10th September 2009 12:39

Originally Posted by reinvented

mate i thought missing the rituals of home was why you went to the middle east?
just the same without the bars eh?

Oh, we've got bars, here. Got one in my living room, as a matter of fact!

**reinvented** · 10th September 2009 13:05

mate, you see its the all male environment
you should come to the UK and take up rugby
its perfect for drinking and sodomy in the showers

**Getorfmoiland** · 10th September 2009 13:28

Sodomy went out with fagging, it's gone international now, bukkake all the way.

And yeah, we do suck at Ice Hockey, but isn't that just ice dancing with a stick?

**LoveBucket** · 10th September 2009 23:01

Originally Posted by kingdomcome

Lovebucket

keep me out of this you fucking lunatic

**Storekeeper** · 11th September 2009 17:27

Maybe Brits do poorly in sports because their blacks are underachieving ?

**Getorfmoiland** · 11th September 2009 17:38

Yeah, our Asians aren't any better...

My name's Jim Davidson, I'm here all week!

**panhunger** · 30th September 2009 18:47

yeah the Brits do suck...at sports.

**LoveBucket** · 1st October 2009 00:21

Originally Posted by johnny larue

When was the last British World Cup title? How many British posters were even alive then?

1966 and me

**Uncle Harry** · 1st October 2009 00:24

Wrong mate. That post was by an ignorant septic, it was an ENGLISH (more accurately, West Ham) triumph, not British!

**Getorfmoiland** · 1st October 2009 00:27

Because we're fat and alcoholic, keep up America!

**LoveBucket** · 1st October 2009 00:30

Originally Posted by Uncle Harry

more accurately, West Ham

fat geoff and bobby

**Uncle Harry** · 1st October 2009 00:31

Originally Posted by LoveBucket

fat geoff and bobby

and Martin peters. The captain and the goalscorers in the final.

**panhunger** · 1st October 2009 00:36

Originally Posted by Getorfmoiland

Because we're fat and alcoholic

You are correct sir...

**LoveBucket** · 1st October 2009 00:39

Originally Posted by Uncle Harry

Martin peters

lazy cunt

Originally Posted by panhunger

You are correct sir...

shut the fuck up fatso

**Neil S** · 10th October 2009 06:20

American sports are shit.

No one cares but you lot about the world series, NBA Basketball (netball, a girls game in England) or Gridiron (a gay, over-protective version of rugby).

And why is that?

Maybe it's cos we don't like our sports stopping every five seconds for adverts.

Maybe it's cos we just don't like shit sports. Or both.

Crap at sports? Decent haul of medals at the Olympics for a small country. Brit with good chance of F1 title, Heavyweight boxing title amd English teams fairly dominant in European football the last few years.

Not geat maybe, but not terrible. Better than falling for the media hype BS in the good ol' US and A.

Enjoy the adverts sucker (shouts yee-hah and spits in a spitoon).