Originally Posted by tazmanian
The difference between us people who are fond of the Cherries and you lot from scumton is that we know we are a small club with no real pretentions that we will ever finish higher than 8th in the 3rd division or whatever they call it these days. However scummers actually believe they are a top team, when all they did was fight relegation for 20+ years, sorry apart from that one season when they finished in the top half back in the 80's.
If you hear a cherries fan singing "Bournemouth, pride of the south" it's a joke destined to wind scummers up cos they take themselves and their crappy little team so seriously.
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right - Moliere
Naarwich 3-1 Saints rudderless
Millwall 0-2 Reading
Burnley 4-1 Watford still 3rd
Cardiff 0-0 Derby
Leicester 1-1 Crewe
Plymouth 2-0 Palace
Sheff Wed 0-1 Ipswich
Wolves 1-0 Leeds still 4th
Luton now 10th 2-3 Stoke now 5th
...dropping like stones, eh Marmers
It's very close in the top half though, so anything can happen.
14 points between the top 2 on 53 and Watford and Leeds on 39.
Sur votre bicyclette, mate.
great to see bassett and the taxi-bashing man start as they mean to go on
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Arse! Bugga! Feck! :sad:
You can't really expect the scum to win, they got several girls in their team - Marian up front and 3 in midfield Yoann, Leandre and Djamel. Sound like girls names anyway. Thats no disrespect to any females though, actually my granny will be playing left back for them after the January transfer window opens.
Antti Niemi, surely the best goalie outside the PL, guess the scum knew he was going to be needed alot this season.
parhars? even darren anderton can't match him in the sicknote stakes
And the season we finished 9th? The season we made the cup final? The season we won the cup? The season we qualified for Europe? The season we had the player who got goal of the season? The season we got the world transfer record for a player sale?Originally Posted by moleman
Bournemouth on the other hand just buy our rejects. Moss, the Spanish guy I can't even recall? Didn't you also buy Crister Warren?
The reason Bournemouth fans chant about us is because they are so small they can't even get a rival team. Maybe you should ask Christchurch.
Next time your lot go bust, pass the bucket back and I'll take my fiver back out.
Bulldog, Wisey and Bassett have not taken the job full time mush. They are contenders but I would suspect that MLT and Franny, Mr Keegan (if he doesn't mind not having money to waste) or even Andy Boothroyd are on the list. William Van Hanegam has also been interviewed.
Tell your boss that Betfair called for him by the way, something about a block on his winnings.
i am il divo. thank you.
so the scum have brought in george burley as their new manager. i bet the likes of palace, leeds and watford are caking it now
...well, Saints lost and they all won today, so...
Brighton 1-0 QPR
Burnley 1-0 Stoke
Cardiff 0-2 Plymouth Cardiff back dwon to 10th
Leeds 3-1 Coventry :chug: Leeds still 4th
Crewe 2-2 Hull
Ipswich 0-2 Palace
Derby 1-1 Luton (11th)
Leicester 1-1 Millwall
Sheffield Utd 1-3 Naarwich (well done bors, hitting some form now, cracking result )
Preston 0-0 Sheffield Wed
Wolves 0-2 Reading (unstoppable, opening up a big gap over Sheff Utd)
Watford 3-0 Saints (wish Watford would start losing, still 3rd, Saints 13th I'm afraid )
Actually Moss was ours, we sold him to you first, as well as that wanker Christer Warren, I played against him once, he was shite then too.Originally Posted by tazmanian
The season you won the cup, sorry mate, can't remember that one, must've been in the seventies. Actually looking at your oficial club web-site, you can click on to the honour page, note that it is actually a singular, as opposed to most big clubs who have honours, plural.
Oooo, goal of the season, that must really be something to saviour when you look around and see other teams with actual trophies.
World record transfer for a player? Who would that be then seeing as your record transfer was Dean Richards in 2001 to Spurs for 8.1m quid. Not quite as much as the fees clubs paid for Shearer, Zidane, Figo etc. in years preceding 2001.
Some scum fan you are, don't even know your own history, actually you finished 8th. Yes you also qualified for Europe, and went out in the first round.
4 or 5 cup final appearances, one cup won, and 3 or 4 top half finishes aint a lot to go on about.
As I've said before, we know we are a small club, as for rivals you lot are the closest, unfortunately. Somewhere as disgusting a town as scumton should really be in some grimy pit where it belongs, it should be twinned with Karachi or Poipet. And for the inhabitants, is there actually anybody there that isn't a chav? One of my best mates is a scummer, he lives in a council house and has got 8 kids, and even he thinks scummers are too chav for him, that's why he doesn't live there any more.
Are you also saying that anyone who gets bought and sold is a reject? Well that would just about make every player a reject. I guess we did sell you Moss and Warren in the first place as well as that fat bloke Colin Clarke back in the 80's.
An angry Cherry! What colour will you turn?
Seriously, you seem to be like some of the skates in that you profess to hate us but you have a remarkable knowledge about us. Our reserve midfield, or cup records, you even pointed out we finished eighth not ninth! Good boy!
Seriously mate, I won’t get drawn in because a) I think Bournemouth are OK, I just don’t give a monkey’s F about them and b) Nobody else wants to see us debate on here.
Just to clear up though: I am well aware we bought Moss and Warren from you. We sold them back at cheaper prices because they didn’t make the grade. That’s why they are rejects, not because they are transferred.
When we bought Moss, we agreed to pay in installments but then you went bust so as a bit of nam jai we paid the whole fee up front and played a friendly at Dean Court. The scum bailed you out, that’s got to hurt!
MLT has been awarded the best EPL goal ever (Blackburn away) by an EPL panel. It’s an accolade any player would kill to have and like all the other accolades I mentioned, an AFCB fan would wet himself all the way back to his retirement home if he thought your team had a chance of winning it. MLT in his prime and Walcott now are worth more than your entire squad combined.
Alan Shearer was the English record transfer at the time (I made a mistake and said world record, surprised you didn’t pick up on that).
I won’t bite on the ‘chav’ thing mate, you already know it’s nonsense. Southampton is like any city, it has good parts and bad parts. Unemployment is relatively low. Having spent time in Soton, Bmouth and Pompey I would say Bournemouth is the nicest and Pompey is a dump. Local house prices would concur with that.
Let’s be honest, we may not be a major club but we are far, far, bigger than AFCB will ever be. You literally and figuratively have never been in our league in my lifetime and we loan rejects and youth players to you. You may well not have a club in two years time.
The saints fanzine once said Bournemouth fans slating us is like a poodle growling at a German Shepherd. We don’t hate you we just pity you.
A fellow scummer said to ask you how many current European players of the year you have ever signed?
No more debate from me mate the floor is your. Good luck at Mansfield or whoever you’ve got tonight.
This is my final post on this thread about scumton. I'm sure everybody has had enough of us going on.
As for knowledge of you, all I did was look on your web-site, but being a big fan of football I know the histories of many clubs, even those I detest, such as scum, Manure and Arsenal.
As I've said before, which you have obviously failed to spot, is that we know we are a small club, always have been, always will be. Just look at our attendances, we're lucky to get more than 6,000. As I've also said before, we slate you cos we don't like you, pretenders to the big time, and you're also in mid-table obscurity and will be there for some time. I like to slate scum, because of the chavvie town it is and it's population.
There maybe some hardcore Cherries fans, and I always want them to do well, but ask your average resident of Bournemouth whether having a profesional club means that much, I think not. B'mouth is not a footballing town.
I didn't pick up on the Shearer thing because I didn't have to refute what you'd said. Seriously, who gives a fruit if you have the record signing or whatever. Having goal of the season, scoring any goal, good memory yes. Can't beat having a trophy on your mantle though.
MLT, what a great player, and massive repect for him for staying loyal, still would have liked to have seen him play for a decent side though.
So you signed a current European footballer of the year, when was that, back in the early 80's again? Big deal, ancient history mate. Btw have the scum ever won their respective division within the last 100 years. No, but the Cherries have.
As for the chav part, I've been many times to scumton, and yes it's not all 100% chav. The uni. is very nice. But I haven't seen anything else there that is. I would put it on a par with Townsend estate or Ashley road, or maybe some parts of Boscombe.
Compared to many other cities, yes it's not so bad, but don't even get me started on any grimy Northern holes.
Talking of Mansfield, League 2 team they are, weren't they the ones who put you out of the Carling Cup in the second round. At least we went out to Premier League competition.
Anyway, good luck for your relegation dogfight.