Sick excuses.

**ralphlsasser** · 23rd August 2008 15:44

Originally Posted by aging one

Its so nice to be healthy and old.

Here hear AO. A greenie for you.

Originally Posted by jimbo

Yes, but being a semantical prick: a broken arm is an injury, NOT an illness.

Affect: Verb

Effect: Noun

Your broken arm wasn't affecting your voice. The effect was only on your bone.

**Ramalamadingdong** · 24th August 2008 22:59

A teacher I once knew called in sick with this:

Teacher: "I can't come in today, cough, I've been up all night!"

Boss: "What happened? You feeling okay?"

Teacher: "Well, I went out drinking with &%$# and, when I got back to my room, someone had written "Redrum" in big red lipstick letters on my bathroom mirror!"

**you_me_no_savy_talk_talk** · 16th October 2012 18:02

Clever, very clever... I might actually be in need of a loan, since I lost my job because of all the sickies. Wish you'd have been around a while ago to warn me

**Nathan Jones** · 16th October 2012 18:09

I hate answering the 'phone to sickies that insist on doing the sicky voice.

**zeusbheld** · 16th October 2012 20:37

Originally Posted by Nathan Jones

I hate answering the 'phone to sickies that insist on doing the sicky voice.

you ought to dock 'em a day and a half for bad acting.

**buddahas** · 16th October 2012 20:50

**you_me_no_savy_talk_talk** · 17th October 2012 07:43

Originally Posted by you_me_no_savy_talk_talk

Clever, very clever... I might actually be in need of a loan, since I lost my job because of all the sickies. Wish you'd have been around a while ago to warn me

Mods... you rock. If you are going to delete spam, best to also delete responses to said spam. You made me look stoopid

**Stamp** · 17th October 2012 08:55

Originally Posted by you_me_no_savy_talk_talk

Mods... you rock. If you are going to delete spam, best to also delete responses to said spam. You made me look stoopid

I was afraid getting complaints from you for deleting your posts.

**gungchang** · 17th October 2012 09:16

Pardon me if any of there are in the previous 60 pages:

1) A friend is in prison in Cambodia and I'm flying there to bring him the Bible he requested.

2) I started CELTA today. Did I forget to tell you?

3) The girl I barfined on Cowboy last night turned out to be a pre-op ladyboy and I'm too traumatized to come to work today.

4) The girl I picked up on Sukhumvit in front of Robinsons turned out to be underage and now the police are outside my apt.

5) My wife is from the same province as my favorite Eden girl. They met, and now I'm at the hospital for penis reattachment.

6) An Obama supporter has taken me hostage so I can't vote for Romney.

7) I was found reading Paul Handley's book and now I'm in jail.

**Nathan Jones** · 17th October 2012 09:17

8) Gungchang is a cunt and I can't get off the sofa.

**fred flintstone** · 17th October 2012 09:21

best work excuse i ever heard was the guy who came on the job sight with his hands balled up and told the boss he can't work today cuz his fingers hurt.
He got fired.