How many applications did you get, then?
I'd love to see the interview and demonstration lesson - Candid Camera / Jeremy Beadle style.
"So, what experience do you have of playing the hammond organ whilst dressed as an ostrich?"
When I was young I kicked my sister.
my mum gave me such a smack, then asked "do you want another one"?
"Jeez" mum I said "I have enough trouble with one sister without you having another"