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    Worst martial arts movie ever!

    What is your nomination for the worst martial arts movie ever!

    I nominate "The Perfect Weapon."
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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    What about all those shit ones from China? I mean they have made a few good ones of course, but a lot of them are just utter crap!!

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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    there are no bad martial arts movies ever
    except steven sagals latter efforts
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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    While I know that they're really not and I'm being slightly contrary, I'm going to say the Kill Bill movies. Tedious. From start to finish, just so fucking knowing and self assured in their own fucking coolness, when in fact they were just very boring and utterly derivative.

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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    agree
    total fuckin pants
    apart from that go go yuibari or whatev er her name was
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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    I can't remember, was that the bird from Battle Royale?

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    Yeah, that's her. She was in Ju-On as well as Battle Royale. Me likey.

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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    Quote Originally Posted by kikiat View Post
    Seagal, I fucking hate Seagal and all his shite movies, isn't the only reason he made so many movies because he's the producer and he pays for it?
    i liked his early stuff
    just not that fat im a red indian shite that he came out with recently
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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    Quote Originally Posted by reinvented View Post
    except steven sagals latter efforts
    True. I was flipping through the channels last night and came upon Segal's "Today You Die". Sad. I was impressed with one thing about the movie, though. The buttons on his coat were incredibly strong, cause his expanding gut was pushing them to their limit.


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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    Quote Originally Posted by reinvented View Post
    i liked his early stuff
    just not that fat im a red indian shite that he came out with recently
    Definitely. Nico/Above the Law and Hard to Kill were fucking brutal, and Under Siege was one of the better Die Hard rip-offs. On Deadly Ground is where it all started to go wrong. Essentially, when he had enough success to have some influence on what he did.

    My favourite Seagal film is probably Executive Decision and all he did in that was turn up, act relatively competently and then die in the first 20 minutes. Good, taut action thriller. He apparently had to act in it due to some underworld obligation that I know a little of, but probably merits further research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingdomcome View Post
    True. I was flipping through the channels last night and came upon Segal's "Today You Die". Sad. I was impressed with one thing about the movie, though. The buttons on his coat were incredibly strong, cause his expanding gut was pushing them to their limit.

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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin Friday View Post
    it absurdly sad that I know that that is Garth Knight in your avatar?
    sexy eh?
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    Re: Worst martial arts movie ever!

    Most certainly.

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