What is your nomination for the worst martial arts movie ever!
I nominate "The Perfect Weapon."
What is your nomination for the worst martial arts movie ever!
I nominate "The Perfect Weapon."
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What about all those shit ones from China? I mean they have made a few good ones of course, but a lot of them are just utter crap!!
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there are no bad martial arts movies ever
except steven sagals latter efforts
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shadow/glimmer/hamburger/pants man
best is big trouble in little china
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While I know that they're really not and I'm being slightly contrary, I'm going to say the Kill Bill movies. Tedious. From start to finish, just so fucking knowing and self assured in their own fucking coolness, when in fact they were just very boring and utterly derivative.
agree
total fuckin pants
apart from that go go yuibari or whatev er her name was
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I can't remember, was that the bird from Battle Royale?
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worship the poon
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Yeah, that's her. She was in Ju-On as well as Battle Royale. Me likey.
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Definitely. Nico/Above the Law and Hard to Kill were fucking brutal, and Under Siege was one of the better Die Hard rip-offs. On Deadly Ground is where it all started to go wrong. Essentially, when he had enough success to have some influence on what he did.
My favourite Seagal film is probably Executive Decision and all he did in that was turn up, act relatively competently and then die in the first 20 minutes. Good, taut action thriller. He apparently had to act in it due to some underworld obligation that I know a little of, but probably merits further research.
Is it absurdly sad that I know that that is Garth Knight in your avatar?
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Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is.
There grab onto it - it's just for you.
Give it a little squeeze and say how do you do?
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Most certainly.
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